Did you hear about the farmer whose wife left him…
She wrote him a John Deer letter
u/Jumpy_Bit3609 — 23 hours ago
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How do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left it
u/TRAKRACER — 3 days ago
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Did you hear about the Native American who drank 36 gallons of tea in one day?
Died in his tepee.
u/abbyola — 2 days ago
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I hate it when I see an old person
And realize were were in high school together
u/TRAKRACER — 3 days ago
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Back in the day, What did you lick just with the tip of your tongue ?
A postage stamp
u/TRAKRACER — 1 day ago
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Nothing refreshes your memory of what you need from the grocery store
Like when you get home from the grocery store …
u/TRAKRACER — 3 days ago
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Where do generals keep their Armies?
In their sleevies
u/TRAKRACER — 1 day ago
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Why did the constipated lady eat a calendar?
She was told dates have a lot of fiber
u/TRAKRACER — 4 days ago
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What did the pan say to the pancakes when I flipped it in the air to turn it over?
Catch you on the flip side
u/TRAKRACER — 3 days ago
What is the benefit of studying at the Clothing Optional Beach?
You learn something nude everyday.
u/Glass-Sheepherder-16 — 3 days ago
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Some people need a glue stick instead of chapstick
I am just saying
u/TRAKRACER — 4 days ago