Smoking in Heaven
A guy is at the Pearly Gates and he sheepishly asks St. Peter if smoking is allowed in heaven. "Well technically yes but..." Oh wow! Really?! Can I have one now?!
'Ok.Reach into your pocket' came the exasperated reply.
Sure enough a full package of his favorites were right there. But then he realizes he needs a light. He flicks his thumb at St. Peter asking for a lighter.
St. Peter says 'Here we go...!
Suddenly thousands of Angels begin singing, an epic parade of the Heavenly Host march towards him with all kinds of pomp and circumstance. Then at the end of the long line of drummers, flag bearers, and horn blowers, one little cherub brings his request on a tiny silken pillow.
The man, completely stunned by what just happened stares at St. Peter trying to get a clue and St. Peter shrugs says
"What'd you expect? It's a match made in Heaven."