r/WeAllLiveHere

Winters could be seen standing below the same bridge, a combat dummy placed in front of the guy... and an array of weaponry on a table nearby

Winters: Alright... been a while since I last trained my combat skills, let's do this

He runs at the combat dummy, shoving it before unleashing a huge combo with his fists, barraging it with devastating blows... but it was clear his combat stance had gotten rather sloppy ever since his arrival

Winters: ...Fuck... I've really gotten rusty

He walks to the table and inspects one of the weapons, an interestingly shaped spear... on with hooks placed on the sides

Knock Knock

She seems to be reading old books, like Of Mice And Men, and she has tea ready on a table beside her.

For once, she seems... calm.

Like she's right where she wants to be.

You happened to be wandering throughout the library when you spotted her.

She saw you as well.

You can either strike up a conversation, or walk away awkwardly. Either choice won't matter to her.

Well hello there everyone

You see that adorable little man up there? He squeezes through one of the windows to get in.

“I’ll defeat those bad guys! And make mama proud!”

I’m also legally required to read out this note from the writing team that says ‘If you try to hurt this little fella, it will most likely not end well for you’ ominous.

Blaze??: "..I think this is the place?? *Sigh* let's hope someone opens the door*

There's a knock on the door. It's a common occurrence for every resident in this house. You decide to check who's knocking. You look through the peephole and see a fashionable guy wearing a red sunglasses with clothes having mix of purple and blue players, slightly worn and ripped in places, with some small red glowing accents running across his clothes. He also has black gloves, but most importantly, he has a... Burger hat on his head. Really strange.

"Yo can I get in? Like.. Pls?"

You wanted to ask others opinion, but as you turn around, he somehow appeared in house behind you.

"Oh wait im already inside! No need to ask anyone here. My name is 007n7, but specificaly for you, dummy, you can call me n7."

i'm making my post about the owner, Shikakami, and his power better by using the(minimal, but still insane) lore for his story(which i'm gonna write soon).

so, what do we got for Shikakami? well...

• Basic GOD Bullshit: y'know, immortality, omnipotence, nigh-omniscience, the usual.
• Unending Stamina: he could fight forever. even though he never wants to.
• Higher Being Physiology: he can feel pain, but can't be overwhelmed or damaged(so he could feel an attack that would cut his arm off, but he doesn't lose the arm).
• Pointy Limbs: his limbs end in infinitly sharp points. how does he hold things? don't question it.
• Reality Manipulation: he can do whatever he wants, from turning you into a baguette to erasing your durability to making clones to destroying EVERY FUCKING RULE IN EXISTENCE. but he doesn't because he has some respect.
• Perfect Time Manipulation: if he says time's stopped for all but him, IT'S STOPPED FOR ALL BUT HIM
• Weapon Control: don't bring a weapon into a fight with him. trust me.
• Conceptual Erasure: he turned all the other gods into nothing because they pissed him off.
• Conceptual Creation: he revived those gods after tho.
• The Hammer: he can summon the Ban Hammer.
• Navigation: fly, teleport, move very fast, he does it all. he can also teleport other people(like that time he teleported AM and Noli to the edge of the universe)
• Redirection: when on, attacks get redirected. when off, attacks don't get redirected
• Yuri Sense: he can sense where all yuri content in the world is(and go there instantly)
• Breaking Rule 12: he can break Rule 12(No GODmodding) if he wants, but rarely does so because, like Rule 5, he respects it.
• Will Control: don't even try to pull a Joker and come back from sheer will, he'll take that shit away from you.
• The Meteor: Sephiroth, be jealous. he can instantly drop meteors
• Dimensional Travel: if you try to go to the end of time to hide from him, he'll find you.
• Aether Transport: he can teleport freely between The Aether and the rest of creation. The Aether is where REAL GODS(not false gods. looking at you, EXEs) reside and as such only they can enter.
• Sadland Transport: he can teleport himself and others freely between reality and Sadland. Sadland is a blank white void, nearly impossible to leave.
• Color Control: he once made blood pink like it is in Danganronpa. yes, seriously.
• I SEE RED: if his eyes turn pink, run. that's when he stops caring about the rules.

but what are his weaknesses? we'll explain:

• Apathy: to him, an endless life is a life with no meaning. and a life with no meaning is just a slow, steady crawl on and on.
• Low Energy: despite infinite stamina, he's either sleeping or reading yuri on the couch
• Friends: he's too emotionally connected to Bill Cipher and Timekeeper Cookie. this often leads to the I SEE RED instance, so take that with a grain of salt
• Future Sight: unlike the other gods in this universe, he either can't see the future or just doesn't care to look into it.
• No Nose: he has no nose. only flat space. so just like me IRL, he can't smell(tho his sense of taste is perfect because god bullshit)
• The 7 Minutes In Heaven Incident: that time where he and Timekeeper had s3x in a game of Seven Minutes In Heaven at the urging of the other Gods. not actually a weakness, just a funny thing to mention

so yeah, that's Shikakami for you. if it feels like godmodding or he's too broken, well, he's the strongest god in my stories so he kinda has to be OP. plus, he has to make sure you lot don't all destroy reality itself, so he's built to counter EVERYTHING here(the Will Control bit, for example, is meant to counter Joker from Persona 5)

this list is ever-growing by the way, because as new god-tiers appear i have to make sure he can stop them in case they go insane.

also, i finally made art for him instead of using Picrew. yeah, my artstyle's not very realistic. but it's based on Murder Drones, so idgaf.
(sorry for the ass photo quality 😭)

I may or may not have... Exploded whatever was in Timekeeper Cookie's belly making it rounder after everyone's favorite maid Sakuya asked me to do it because she was... I don't know the word for it~ Was that a bad move~?

((OOC: Flandre Scarlet, you sadistic bitch))

((OOC EDIT: guys, remember, she was raised by her older sister, knowing nothing of the outside world. And Remilia's not the best teacher(there's a reason Flandre lives in the basement) Flandre doesn't know what a fetus is, nor that what she did was wrong. plus, she may be 495, but she's still physically 10))

After some VERY fucked up news, Sakuya has chosen to hide in the basement to think. Very much unlike her, but the shit that's happened is crazier than the more screwed up half of the things Remilia says

"I hate Ted..."

Yes, I know there's a lot of me here, but that doesn't really matter.

*Kissy Nods*

Sonic: "WHAT DO MEAN YOU DESTROYED THE KITCHEN!?!?"

Fleetway Super Sonic: "IT WAS ON ACCIDENT THIS TIME!!! I WAS JUST MAKING A SANDWICH FROM SCOOBY DOO!!!"

Sonic: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS TIME?!?!?"

((Don't ask how Fleetway got in))