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(More of a testing post until I decide whether or not I actually want this guy)

A pair of blades stab the front door, and a pair of hands grabs them so they slice down the rest of it, revealing a very concerned mother

“Junior! Where are you?!”

Juju Junior floats up to her very weak, and falls into her arms

“Shh, it’s ok Junior…I wish I could’ve been there for you before! But the past is the past, and those villains will rule the day they messed with Bad Juju!”

(Life‘s introduction, mostly because I had a specific place in mind for her to appear)

“Well, this is certainly not Life inc, but it feels…better somehow”

You see that adorable little man up there? He squeezes through one of the windows to get in.

“I’ll defeat those bad guys! And make mama proud!”

I’m also legally required to read out this note from the writing team that says ‘If you try to hurt this little fella, it will most likely not end well for you’ ominous.

This time a yellow vortex appears in the sky, we don’t know what element this one is supposed to be.

A booming, actually kind of holy sounding voice starts speaking on the other side of it.

“I must head towards the light without fear.”

A strange looking helmet suddenly gets frisbee through the vortex, and knocks a poor sucker out when it hits

“Even in defeat, I shall shine like a starrrrrrr!”

The owner of The Voice themselves than runs towards and jumps into the vortex, landing on the other side superhero style and retrieving his helmet

“So how is this going to affect the status of my evil plan? I assume negatively but I just thought I would check.”

“This is the place. Time to figure out what’s up with those reports of permanent afterlife death. First step, find Lucifer.”

An orange vortex appears in the sky, and I don’t know much about color associations, but that probably means technology. A high-pitched get somehow still deep voice starts speaking on the other side of it.

“Clearly one path leads to EXPLOSIVE consequences! Heh heh heh

It’s a surprisingly slow process, and the vortex seems to be unsure if he’s actually a villain, but thanks for the fact his bomb definitely is but he’s ultimately sucked in. Last words he says before popping out of the other side being:

“You don’t want me, you want the other guyyyyy!!!!!!!!”

He proceeds to land and gut slightly buried thanks to his bomb landing after he does. A probably of average height, badger thing in battle armor. Now he’s talking to where the vortex was.

“Master Evilon will get me out of here, just you wait! Though that might take a while, so feel free to go about your business.”

Screens all around Mobius have all begun to see a single image, not because of hijacking or something it’s just because a certain rich turtle thing decided to buy a universal ad spot

“Hello residence of this puny little planet! I’m king Koopa, and I’m hosting a race! Not just any race, a special race, to see who’s the slowest! Three laps spanning all around this place, and the last one to cross the finish line gets to win, oh, nothing important, just LEGAL OWNERSHIP OF THE PLANET OF MOBIUS! That’s right, it took a lot of bribery, but now if you lose my race, this planet will be yours for the ruling! And don’t worry, I won’t be competing…”

He spins around to reveal himself now in the outfit on in the second image

“But King-of-the-road-Koopa will! See ya suckers!”

He proceeds to drive out of the frame so slowly the ad spot ends before his snout starts to leave