((This is author essentially confronting himself))
The living room has divided into a chasm, leaving two authors to face off. Insanity crushes the neck of yet another Niko, and turns to the battle ahead.
Insanity: YOUR RESISTANCE IS POINTLESS! YOU CAN'T LEAVE YOUR PAST AND MAKE AMENDS! I'LL ALWAYS BE WITHIN YOU!
Author: watch me, bitch.
Ludensprof: damn, alternate author sending me after Niko, FUUCKK. Hello, Niko? I just want to talk!
((u/Downtown_Promise_207, do this later if you’re busy))
Author: hello, and welcome to a small PSA.
Ludensprof: We’d like to stress that most romantic exploits that have occured were NOT OUR DOING.
Author: Also, a good Niko ship can be written quite well.
Ludensprof: world machine’s gonna kill you for that…
Author: any questions? come over to the broadcasting area at this moment!
Mimic: what in the world
((This is what the side characters are up to rn, also X: MACHINE, Tails: Niko, Knuckles: Alula, and Calamus as eggman))
((OOC: The italic part is a short dream sequence. Yes, you can see it if your character can mind read, and Author gave permission off screen.))
Wake.
Hey, wake up.
Hello?
*shattering sfx*
Author: HEY WAKE UP YOUR BOYFRIEND NEEDS YOU
Mikaela: AAAAHHHH
*back in the house*
Author: ah, seems your awake.
((Y’know, this was better in my head))
Author: alright, for safety reasons, we're moving you two into the same room.
Mikaela: but, if this thing, *cough* is contagious, then what will happen?
Author: pretty sure... THAT, isn't contagious to others.
Dante: well! ...ok.
Author: yup that's a couple in the making
Ludensprof: maybe Kolossos will help us with being matchmakers like he "said."
Dante: We can hear you y'know.
Author: OH SHIT *erases their memory of that*
Dante: uh, I guess I'm fine with a roommate.
A portal opens, and another version of author steps through, carrying a decapitated head of Niko while flicking blood off a machete.
Professional Author: don't bother thanking me for that... *hurls the head aside* I didn't want to do it...
Author: Professional? Thought you were off supervising the multiverse.
Professional: look, I heard of this place, and it might need more guarding, so I'm here.
Ludensprof: oh god, we're gonna need someone qualified to work on this time shit.
((Downtown_Promise_207, I'm sorry but TWM is the most qualified person here for the fabric of time itself crashing, I'll lay off on pings for a while))
The party returns, looking rough and worn down.
Dante looks a bit stressed, and is supporting Mikaela, who's coughing up some flowers.
Author looks like he's seen enough, almost ready to put his own admin gun to his head.
Ludensprof: hey guys, looks like you're back.
Author: *cough* dude, tell me you can engineer disease cures.
Ludensprof: er, I can try.
Dante: thanks man, you're a real one.
Ludensprof: it's been 2 hours...
((Bake or Die | Play on Roblox))
Ludensprof: *whistling a tune*
Calvin: huh. this place is way bigger than mom's house.
Hobbes: yeah, I noticed.
Calvin: well EXCUSE ME for pointing out what I noticed!
Ludensprof: oh god...
Author: hey blue, welcome to the place I guess.
Ludensprof: god we were away while infinite took over
Snoopy: I don't even know anymore
Red: yup, we're all fucked
Green: indeed.
Blue: what the hell I just got here from the house
((Meet Dustshot Niko, Littlepip, and green))
Green: ugh... where are we now?
Red: Hey green, welcome to the eggman empire!
Author: we kinda need help, what with Infinite and all that.
Littlepip: We just fucking got here
Author: we doing this now?
Ludensprof: suppose so.
Jack: why not?
Mikaela: c00l!
Slasher: ...
Snoopy: fuck it, I'm bored.
Red: yay, we're doing this
Through a window, you see a chainsaw fly into the button, and a hockey-mask wearing robloxian walks out.
Mimic: oh, hey Slasher. Could you help me with getting these people to be okay with my existence?
Slasher: ki? (what?)
Mimic: Yeah, it sounds really weird. Can you help?
Slasher: ki ki. (alright bet)
Mimic: thanks man, I owe you one.
(OOC: these are my last guys since im running out of flair space. Also this mimic is from an alternate universe where he survived and went on to explore the multiverse with Snoopy and Sansfield, as well as finding the Real Knife in one of his more recent adventures.)
Some more adventurers drop in after the others, landing right by them
Mimic: well, long time no see, empire.
Red: what?
Mimic: ...nevermind
Snoopy: yooo, Mimic, what's up?
Mimic: well, I found this place, and this guy.
Red: yo
Sansfield: ok then... welcome to the eggman empire!
