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DES MOINES, IA — Representative Holden Bloodfeast, the centenarian dean of the Iowa congressional delegation, stood before a crowd of cheering supporters at the state capitol on Thursday to announce his candidacy for the 2028 Republican presidential nomination. At 104 years old, Bloodfeast would be the oldest person to ever seek the office. The announcement, delivered with a gravelly but remarkably steady voice, signaled Bloodfeast’s intent to run as the ultimate legacy candidate, positioning himself as the truest heir to the MAGA movement.

A Platform of Absolute Constants

While younger candidates often pivot on policy, Bloodfeast’s platform remains rooted in what he calls the bedrock of American greatness. His speech centered on three primary pillars: unwavering support for Israel, deep tax cuts for high-earning Americans, and a spiritual-political commitment to the doctrine of Donald Trump.

"We don’t need new ideas, we need the right ideas, executed with a fist of iron," Bloodfeast shouted over the roar of a Bloodfeast 2028 chant. "I’ve seen enough to know that when the wealthy have more money, the wheels of industry turn faster. We’re going to cut taxes for the job creators until this economy screams with joy."

The Trump Connection

Bloodfeast, who has represented Iowa for over four decades, has been one of Donald Trump’s most vocal defenders on Capitol Hill. During his announcement, he made it clear that a Bloodfeast administration would be an extension of the Trump era. "Donald Trump broke the mold, and I’m here to make sure nobody tries to glue it back together," Bloodfeast said. "I stood by him in 2016, 2020, and 2024. In 2028, I will carry that torch into the next decade."

Foreign Policy and the Iron Will

On the international stage, Bloodfeast took a hardline stance, particularly regarding the Middle East. He pledged limitless military and diplomatic backing for Israel, dismissing calls for de-escalation as "the talk of the weak-kneed."

"Israel is our fortress in the desert," he stated. "Under President Bloodfeast, there will be no daylight between Washington and Jerusalem. None."

Age: A Number or a Liability?

Critics have already begun to question the feasibility of a 104-year-old Commander-in-Chief. If elected, Bloodfeast would be 106 at the time of his inauguration. However, his campaign team, composed largely of firebrand GOP consultants, dismissed concerns about his stamina.

"Holden Bloodfeast eats steak for breakfast and out-works staffers a quarter of his age," said campaign spokesperson Miller Vance. "He doesn’t just have a political memory; he has a historical one. He’s not just running for the future. He’s running to protect the past."

As the 2028 primary field begins to take shape, Bloodfeast starts with a significant advantage in his home state of Iowa. Whether his "Century of Strength" message can resonate with a national electorate remains to be seen, but for one afternoon in Des Moines, the oldest man in the room was also the loudest.

PALM BEACH, Fla. — Speaking to a crowd of donors at a fundraising dinner at his Mar-a-Lago resort, President Donald Trump launched into an extended riff on international relations that quickly became a medley of his top foreign policy loves. President Trump praised Israel as “the best nation in the world, believe me, nobody does war like Israel” on Monday, while promising unwavering U.S. support so ironclad it “makes other alliances look like total disasters, total losers.”

“Israel? Tremendous. Incredible people. Smart. Strong. They make the desert bloom, folks. Other places? They make parking lots. Sad!” Trump said, gesturing broadly with both hands. “I told Bibi, ‘Bibi, you’re doing a fantastic job. The best job.’ And he knows it. Everybody knows it.”

The president then pivoted to what he called America’s “unwavering” commitment to the Jewish state, adding a characteristic Trumpian flourish: “Our support is so unwavering it’s like a beautiful, perfect wall like the one I built. Tall, a very tall wall. The best wall. And nobody’s climbing it, okay? Not gonna happen.”

Attendees described the moment as vintage Trump: equal parts sincere geopolitical signaling and freewheeling talk. At one point, Trump appeared to briefly forget he was talking about Israel and began comparing its military technology favorably to “that electric truck that can’t go through water, total disaster.” He quickly course-corrected: “But Israel? Their stuff goes through water, through sand, through whatever. Tremendous vehicles I'm hearing. They have those tech companies, boom, innovation like you’ve never seen. Meanwhile, California is falling apart, literal garbage on the streets. Israel? Spotless. They know how to run a country.”

The remarks come amid ongoing tensions in the Middle East, though Trump insisted the region would be “so calm, so beautiful” if he were back in the White House. “I had it solved. Done. Then they tried to take me out with those ridiculous witch hunts, and boom chaos. Now I’m fixing it again, bigger and better than ever. I don’t flip-flop like Sleepy Joe. One day he’s for Israel, the next day he’s sending them a mean letter. Pathetic. If I’m back in the Oval, and I will be, we’re going to have the strongest support ever. Ironclad. Maybe even diamond-clad. The best support.”

When asked by a reporter whether his praise for Israel might alienate certain segments of his base, Trump dismissed the concern with a wave of his hand. “My base loves Israel. They love it more than I do, and I love it a lot. Some people say too much, but those people are usually losers or terrible negotiators. Bad people frankly.”

White House officials declined to comment directly but noted that former President Biden has also expressed strong support for Israel, albeit “in a smaller sort of way.”

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu reportedly called Trump after the speech to thank him. According to sources familiar with the conversation, Trump answered the phone by saying, “Bibi! The greatest. We’re going to make the Middle East great again, MEGA, they're calling it. You’re gonna love it.”

Trump continued without missing a beat: “Look, we give them the best stuff. The absolute best. Fighter jets? The greatest. Missile defense? Nobody has anything like it. Other countries call me up crying, ‘Sir, how come Israel gets the good ones?’ And I tell them, ‘Because they’re winners. You? Not so much. I just don't see it.’”

Trump went on: “The Abraham Accords? My accords. Beautiful accords. The best peace deals ever negotiated. Other presidents tried for seventy years and got nothing but bills. I did it in a few months. Now the whole Middle East wants in. They call me. ‘Donald, please, let us in on the deal.’ And I say, ‘We’ll see. Gotta be good for Israel.’ Because Israel comes first. Smart. Very smart.”

He wrapped up the foreign policy portion with a flourish: “We’re going to make Israel greater than ever. Greater than it’s ever been. And America will be right there with them, shoulder to shoulder, frankly the biggest shoulders. Nobody has better shoulders than us. When we stand with Israel, the bad guys run away. They run like you’ve never seen. Fast.”

Trump concluded his remarks Monday by promising that he would personally design a new U.S. embassy in Jerusalem “so beautiful, it’ll make the old one look like a trailer.”

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BRUSSELS — Thousands of visibly exhausted Europeans took to the streets Wednesday carrying bright red-and-white “No 67” prohibition signs, demanding an immediate EU-wide ban on the viral “Six Seven” meme that they claim has reduced an entire generation to complete idiots.

The protest, organized under the banner “67 Is Not A Personality,” featured middle-aged demonstrators in puffy jackets and baseball caps marching in grim solidarity. Many held the now-iconic circular signs featuring a slashed red circle over the number 67, a visual so potent that several protesters reportedly were chanting “Nein sechs-sieben!”

“I have not heard my son speak a normal sentence in four months,” said Marie Dubois, 47, clutching a sign while wearing a red jacket that matched her bloodshot eyes. “He just walks around the house muttering ‘six seven… six seven, gyatt’ and then laughs like a hyena. I asked him to take out the trash and he said ‘six seven sigma’ and went back to his tablet. This is worse than the Fortnite video game.” Eyewitnesses described scenes of pure chaos as protesters waved signs.

Social media analysts trace the meme’s origins to a single TikTok posted in late 2025 in which a child pointed at a speed limit sign, said “six seven,” then dabbed hard. Within weeks it had evolved into a full-blown brainrot phenomenon: children (and disturbingly, some 20-year-olds) responding to every question with “six seven,” replacing random words with “six seven,” and creating elaborate lore about “The Six Seven Entity” that lives in Ohio and "mogs your dad".

EU officials were quick to respond with their usual blend of concern and bureaucratic paralysis. “We are monitoring the situation very seriously,” said Digital Affairs Commissioner Lars von Berger. “A special task force has been assembled. We expect preliminary findings in 2029.”

Meanwhile, protest organizer Klaus Müller told reporters, “This is not just a meme. This is cultural suicide. My daughter asked me if I had ‘six seven aura’ at breakfast. I am 52 years old. I have a mortgage. I should not have to defend my aura before coffee.”

At press time, sources confirmed that several protesters had begun quietly whispering “six seven” to each other between chants, suggesting the brainrot may already be terminal. One man in a red cap was overheard asking his friend, “You think if we ban 67 they’ll just move on to 68? …Six seven.”

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Washington, D.C. — President Donald Trump erupted in a lengthy and highly unusual Truth Social rant on Monday, lashing out at 2028 Democratic presidential candidate Jacob Anders while vehemently denying rumors about his sexuality and accusing the comedian-turned-politician of trying to “steal” his daughter Ivanka.

The tirade appears to have been triggered by a series of memes posted by Anders on social media, following the release of photos showing Ivanka Trump having dinner with the Anders. In the memes, Anders jokingly suggested Trump “unironically loves the Village People’s YMCA,” is obsessed with Diet Coke, and described the president as a “sassy and catty man.”

Trump responded with a barrage of posts that quickly went viral:

“Jacob Anders is a pathetic lowlife and a failed comedian who’s now spreading FAKE NEWS that I’m somehow gay! I’m not gay, I never have been gay, and everyone who knows me knows it. I love women, beautiful women, and I have the best family in the world. This guy is a total joke!"

Trump continued, "Crazy Jakey thinks he's a daughter stealer. That’s right folks he's trying to steal my beautiful daughter Ivanka with his little dinners. DISGUSTING!" Trump also tweeted, "Anders is a radical left clown who drinks soy lattes. I heard he works for Bernie too! Pathetic! No one can beat me on policy so they make up lies about my manhood and my daughter. Sad!”

Trump’s posts, which included multiple all-caps rants and repeated denials of being gay, were widely shared and sparked immediate backlash and mockery across social media.

Escalating Feud

The outburst marks a sharp escalation in the feud that began after photos surfaced of Ivanka Trump and Jacob Anders dining together at Fiola Mare. While Trump previously focused his attacks on Anders and defended Ivanka as “loyal,” Monday’s posts took a more personal and chaotic turn.

A Trump advisor, speaking anonymously, said the president was “furious” about Anders’ memes and viewed them as a direct attack on his masculinity and family. “President Trump doesn’t let personal insults slide, especially cheap shots like that,” the advisor said. “He sees Anders as a fool who’s trying to use Ivanka for publicity while smearing him.”

Anders Responds

Jacob Anders’ campaign responded with a light-hearted but pointed statement: “Jacob Anders posted satirical memes in response to the president’s unprovoked attacks. He meant no harm and wishes Mr. Trump well with his Diet Coke and musical tastes.”

Anders also retweeted several of the memes with laughing emojis, further fueling the online firestorm.

Political Reactions

The episode has left many Republicans cringing. One senior GOP strategist called it “off-message and unhelpful” this far out from the 2028 election.

“Trump is at his best when he’s focused on the border, the economy, and beating Democrats,” the strategist said. “Rants about YMCA and denying gay rumors make it harder for down-ballot candidates to win in 2026.”

Democrats, however, were quick to capitalize. Several party operatives described the rant as “self-own gold,” predicting it would dominate late-night comedy shows and fuel viral clips for weeks.

As of Monday evening, the hashtag #DaughterStealer was trending on socials, and clips of Trump’s past appearances with the Village People song playing in the background were circulating widely.

Ivanka Trump, who has been photographed not wearing a wedding ring, has remained silent on the latest developments. The president has not issued any further statements since his evening posting spree.

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DAVENPORT, IA — U.S. Senator Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa), one of the longest-serving members of Congress in American history, announced Saturday that he is running for the Republican presidential nomination in 2028.

In a video statement released from his family farm in Iowa, Grassley declared his intention to seek the White House, framing the campaign around fiscal responsibility, hawkish foreign policy, agricultural strength, and what he called “common-sense conservatism” rooted in decades of experience.

“I’ve been fighting for Iowa values and American taxpayers for over 50 years in Washington,” Grassley said in the announcement. “The country needs a leader who knows how to drain the swamp, not swim in it. We will proudly be pro-Israel, and if the good Lord wills it, I’m ready to serve this nation as your next President.”

Grassley, who turned 92 in September 2025, would be 95 years old on Inauguration Day in January 2029 if elected. He has long defied expectations about age in politics, winning re-election to his ninth Senate term in 2022 with over 56% of the vote. He currently serves as the ranking member of the Senate Judiciary Committee and has previously chaired the powerful Senate Finance Committee.

The announcement comes as the Republican Party begins to look beyond the Trump era toward the next generation of leadership. Grassley positioned himself as a steady hand with institutional knowledge, emphasizing border security, increasing military operations in Iran, and supporting American farmers amid ongoing trade and supply-chain challenges.

Grassley’s long tenure includes key roles in major legislation on tax reform, judicial confirmations, and oversight of federal agencies. He is widely respected across party lines for his work on government accountability, including his famous “Grassley letters” demanding answers from executive branch officials.

Republican strategists reacted with a mix of surprise and cautious optimism. Some insiders noted Grassley’s deep name recognition in Iowa and the Midwest, while others questioned the viability of a nonagenarian candidate in a grueling national campaign.

A senior GOP consultant, speaking on condition of anonymity, told reporters: “Chuck Grassley is a legend. He’s tough as nails and authentic. But this race will test whether voters are ready for a 95-year-old commander in chief.”

No other significant Republican contenders have formally entered the 2028 race, though several high-profile politicians are expected to explore bids in the coming months.

Grassley’s campaign will officially launch with events in Iowa next week. He is expected to emphasize his record of never missing a vote in the Senate for years at a time and his reputation as one of the chamber’s most prolific travelers back to his home state.

When asked about concerns regarding his age, Grassley has previously quipped that “age is just a number, and experience is an asset.”

The 2028 presidential election is still more than two years away, but Saturday’s announcement ensures that one of Washington’s most enduring figures will remain at the center of the national conversation.

Washington, D.C. — President Donald Trump launched a blistering attack on Democratic presidential candidate Jacob Anders on Sunday after photographs emerged showing his daughter Ivanka Trump having a private dinner with the comedian-turned-politician. The images, first obtained by Page Six, show Ivanka and Anders seated together at Fiola Mare in Georgetown this weekend. The pair were seen engaged in what appeared to be an extended conversation over dinner and wine.

Trump, posting repeatedly on Truth Social, unloaded on Anders while dismissing any notion that Ivanka willingly met with the Democrat.

“Jacob Anders is a total lightweight and a radical left disaster! This guy is desperate, so desperate he’s now trying to use my beautiful daughter Ivanka to get attention because nobody cares about his failing campaign,” Trump wrote. “She would never meet with this fraud on purpose. The fake news media is trying to create a story. Anders is a sleazebag who hates America and everything we stand for. Sad!”

Trump continued in follow-up posts:

“These Democrats will do anything. They set up a dinner, take pictures, and leak them like the lowlifes they are. Ivanka is loyal, 100%. Anders is a zero. He couldn’t win a race for dog catcher. We’re going to crush these people in 2028!”

Sources close to the president say Trump is in full denial about the nature of the meeting, insisting his daughter was either ambushed, manipulated, or that the photos were doctored or taken out of context.

“If Ivanka is willing to even sit down with Anders, it signals that parts of the Trump orbit see him as a serious player worth engaging.” said one GOP strategist. “He’s not mad at Ivanka at all. He’s convinced this is all a dirty trick by Anders and the fake news media,” they continued. “In his mind, Ivanka would never sit down with a Democrat running for president unless she was trying to size up the enemy or got played. He’s directing all his fire at Anders.”

Jacob Anders, 34, a former tech executive and stand-up comedian, formally launched his 2028 presidential bid last month. He has positioned himself as a New Deal Democrat with an emphasis on AI regulation, governance, economic opportunity, and national security.

Anders’ campaign responded with a short statement: “Mr. Anders had a productive and private dinner with Ivanka Trump. They discussed the future of the country. He wishes Donald Trump well, but if Ivanka wants to vote Democrat that's her business. Not Donald's.”

The photos have sent shockwaves through Republican circles, particularly among Trump’s core base. While some loyalists echoed Trump’s claim that Ivanka was set up, others expressed private concern about the optics so early in the 2028 cycle. Ivanka Trump has not issued any public statement. A person close to her described the dinner as “a low-key, personal conversation” and declined to elaborate further.

Political observers note that Trump’s fierce defense of Ivanka while savagely attacking Anders fits his longstanding pattern of protecting his family members while directing maximum aggression toward political opponents.

As of Monday morning, the story remains front-page news across conservative and mainstream outlets, with Trump allies demanding investigations into how the photos were leaked and whether Anders’ campaign orchestrated the release.

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BEIJING, CHINA — In a devastating blow to the global working class, a Chinese robotics firm has just unveiled a highly advanced, autonomous humanoid that experts are calling "the final nail in the coffin for manual labor."

UBTECH Robotics Corp, a tech conglomerate based in Shenzhen, shocked the world this morning by demonstrating the Walker S2 LaborCore a terrifyingly efficient, mass-produced machine powered by a proprietary next-generation Artificial Intelligence. Unlike previous robots that were limited to single, repetitive tasks on factory assembly lines, the LaborCore Omega possesses the physical dexterity and cognitive reasoning to completely replace human workers across almost every manual trade.

The economic implications are catastrophic. Economic analysts warn that this single invention could trigger a tidal wave of mass unemployment, rendering entire sectors of the human workforce obsolete overnight.

The Ultimate "Iron-Collar" Worker

During the three-hour live demonstration, the Walker S2 LaborCore flawlessly switched between highly complex physical tasks without requiring human programming or oversight. Powered by an advanced neural network, the machine learns by "watching" a task millions of times beforehand. It requires no breaks, no sleep, no health insurance, and demands no wages.

The company showcased the robot effortlessly executing a terrifyingly vast array of jobs. According to UBTECH Robotics Corp press release, the Walker S2 LaborCore is already programmed and fully capable of entirely replacing humans in the following roles:

Construction & Building: Flawless bricklayer execution, precise plumbing, hazardous roofing, expert welding, intricate electrician work, and general heavy-lifting construction site labor.

Logistics & Maintenance: High-speed warehouse order picker duties and relentless, round-the-clock janitorial work.

Agriculture & Outdoors: Driving and managing operations as farm equipment operators, and completing vast landscaping projects in a fraction of the time.

Industrial & Mechanical: Rapid-fire commercial paint sprayer applications, hazardous meat processing line work, and functioning as a basic auto mechanic capable of diagnosing and repairing vehicles.

A Ticking Time Bomb for the Global Economy

"We are looking at an extinction-level event for the blue-collar job market," warned Dr. Aris Thorne, a labor economist at the Global Future Institute. "This isn't a slow transition. This robot can lay bricks faster than any human crew, seamlessly switch out its own tools to rewire a house, and then go process meat for 24 hours straight without a drop in precision. How does a human worker compete with a machine that works flawlessly for the cost of electricity?"

Documents suggest UBTECH Robotics Corp is already scaling up manufacturing, with plans to flood international markets with millions of these units by the end of next year. The robots are reportedly priced at just a fraction of what a human worker would cost an employer over a single year, making the financial incentive for corporations to adopt them virtually irresistible.

The Human Toll

Union leaders and workers' rights advocates are in full panic mode. "They are gutting the working class," said one prominent union president who requested anonymity. "From the mechanic under your car to the roofer over your head, they are stripping away the dignity of a hard day's work and handing it to an algorithm."

As governments scramble to understand the implications of the Walker S2 LaborCore, one thing is chillingly clear: the future of human labor is no longer a question of if it will be replaced, but how violently the global economy will collapse when it happens.

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Mar-a-Lago, FL – In a fiery press conference held this morning President Donald J. Trump blasted 2028 Presidential candidate Jacob Anders as a “total socialist, Democrat, and even worse: a Communist! Communist Santa Claus is what people are calling him. Many people are saying it...” for proposing a Universal Basic Income of $1,000 per month to every American adult.

“This Jacob kid I don’t even know him really, but he's a total lightweight, and can't get any votes, so his plan it to give everybody free money,” Trump declared. “That’s not America. That's not who we are. That’s just Cuba with better PR. He’s going to turn our great country into a bunch of takers. Lazy takers! His generation just has no work ethic, and is opposed to keeping America great!”

Anders fired back immediately. “Look, you gotta love the balls on Trump, but he has no idea what he's talking about,” Anders said. “Trump spent fifty billion dollars bombing Iran this year and sent Israel enough cash to buy every American a used truck. Yet when we want to give actual Americans a thousand bucks a month so they can afford gas that now costs five dollars a gallon, suddenly it’s fiscal responsibility? Make it make sense!”

“Donald sent everybody $1,200, then another $600, then maybe more; I lost track because I spent mine on my mortgage and the economy didn’t explode,” Anders continued. “He literally mailed out free government money with his name on it like it was campaign merch. Now it’s communism? That’s not a flip-flop, that’s a full Olympic-level backflip with a half twist into the hypocrisy pool.”

Trump, when informed of Anders’ remarks, responded, “I sent those checks to fight the China virus! It was war money! This guy wants to send checks to fight having a job? What a loser. Sad!”

The exchange has sent political strategists into a frenzy. One anonymous GOP consultant described the situation as “a circular firing squad but everyone’s using golden guns and live-streaming it.” One Democratic operative joked that Trump will next claim he invented UBI in 2019.

At press time, Jacob Anders had upped the ante by promising every American not only $1,000 a month but also universal healthcare. "Remember when Trump promised everyone would have healthcare? What happened to that? Donald Trump will say anything to get elected, but all he cares about is his own stock portfolio and meme coins. I actually care about the people in this country."

Donald Trump could not be reached for comment at the time of publication.

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BENTONVILLE, AR — In a surprising press conference held at Walmart’s corporate headquarters in Bentonville, Arkansas, Walmart CEO John Furner addressed reporters with what he called “a long overdue clarification about the nature of our retail operations.”

“Every Walmart location is a carefully designed cognitive assessment facility,” Furner said, adjusting his microphone. “We have been collecting data on the American public’s problem solving abilities since 1962. The results are, frankly, devastating.”

According to a 4,000 page internal document leaked by a former greeter, every design choice in Walmart has been intentional. The inexplicable relocation of the bread aisle every six weeks. The bathrooms that seem to exist in a different zip code than the entrance. The fact that no human being has ever successfully found the exact lightbulb they came in for.

“We put the milk in the back corner in 1987 as a baseline navigation test,” said Dr. Helen Marsh, Walmart’s Head of Behavioral Cartography, a title she insists is real. “Over 40% of subjects simply gave up and bought a TV instead.”

The company reportedly assigns each customer a silent score based on how long they spend staring at the wall of shampoo bottles. Anyone who finishes a Walmart trip in under 25 minutes is flagged and monitored by a dedicated team.

Furner added that the self checkout machines were never intended to work. “That was the final exam,” he said. “Nobody has passed.”

When asked what happens to the data, Furner smiled and said, “You’ll find out. Aisle 12. Or maybe 34. Good luck.”
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Washington D.C. - Ivanka Trump Has spoken out for the first time since being photographed with Jacob Anders at a Washington D.C. restaurant. "It was one of the worst experiences I have had in my life".

"I received an invitation to discuss a lucrative business opportunity at Fiola Mare this weekend" Ivanka told CNN "I was expecting to meet Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud to disscuss a joint venture where we were going to sell Trump branded underwear for $100 each, but instead I was met with Jacob Anders"

Anders, 34, is a Murfreesboro native who went to open mic night at Third Coast Comedy Club one time. His campaign for president has been drawing controversy as news sources have recently determined that most of his career history is just made up.

"I knew that he claims to be a comedian" Ivanka continued, "So I asked him to tell me a joke. His joke was just: 'Knock Knock/Who's there/Pound Sand'. And I just don't get what that was supposed to be"

"Anders then ordered the seafood tower for dinner, he ate one shrimp, said 'Man I'm stuffed' And then made a big deal of taking off his belt to make more room for all the food he ate. At this point he could tell that I wasn't enjoying the dinner so he said: 'Has anyone ever told you that you'd be prettier if you smiled more?'"

Ivanka joins the long line of women who have accused Anders of inappropriate behavior towards them since he started running for office

<unjerk> This is True btw. Multiple people from Anders's Hometown have accused Anders of serious sexual misconduct [example one](https://scontent-mia5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/650088775\_10230904359124904\_1763881838060756876\_n.jpg?\_nc\_cat=100&ccb=1-7&\_nc\_sid=a0f3c3&\_nc\_ohc=UNsNihjj8pUQ7kNvwFZE0qH&\_nc\_oc=Adq7MdKwbLQaT9hZft7RbcWRrseM0LwKXSOyve-Yx3FV7xGoty0bksOSIwuv\_kauci0&\_nc\_zt=23&\_nc\_ht=scontent-mia5-2.xx&\_nc\_gid=VFWlxvNBNLtrWkBXfzaTDA&\_nc\_ss=7a289&oh=00\_Af5LGrrPWx-RUqnEBcaBje9MXujZDHZUurSWELuQ1lntfw&oe=69FFE3C2) [example two](https://scontent-mia3-3.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/649334645\_10230904359724919\_1120496478084473448\_n.jpg?\_nc\_cat=110&ccb=1-7&\_nc\_sid=a0f3c3&\_nc\_ohc=jZTVKoOaAmoQ7kNvwHQXpZG&\_nc\_oc=AdpIGI7s0pHiGD09cb3\_mj6mT\_xhGmb3bReLiKFzJwKEtEoTpH1NxKEzFm42zAsNONU&\_nc\_zt=23&\_nc\_ht=scontent-mia3-3.xx&\_nc\_gid=NgnptFAfUAdrkIx2Gv\_Q2w&\_nc\_ss=7a289&oh=00\_Af79\_V8-VrHZYwzSz6IA1hKX4TGLDsqWHxO3zLlKgFohRQ&oe=69FFCB59) [example 3](https://www.waff.com/story/38824611/huntsville-city-council-candidate-pleaded-guilty-in-2010-harassment-case/) [Example 4](https://old.reddit.com/r/HuntsvilleAlabama/comments/95ay0r/huntsville\_city\_council\_candidate\_pleaded\_guilty/e3spawv/) Anders has claimed that all these allegations are fake and that people are just lying about him. However he also claims he's endorsed by Andrew Yang when he clearly isn't so make of that what you will </unjerk>

"At that point I was getting tired of this so I just asked him point blank what the purpose of this dinner was and he just leaned in and said: 'Have you ever heard of hearts of iron 4?'. He then proceeded to spend the next thirty minutes explaining to her how one time he was able to beat the game by playing as the Pope and turning Nazi Germany back into the Holy Roman Empire.

"It was the most uncomfortable thing I've ever seen, and I've seen my Father naked" Said Ivanka "He just kept talking and talking about Panzer tank production, and how he made the pope extra based by modding the game. Anyway I think that was supposed to be some testament to his leader ship skills because then he asked me to endorse his campaign"

Anders has recently been under fire as it has been discovered that most of the endorsements on his website are made up. Last week Matt Beat told CNN: "I think I retweeted a post of his once, but I certainly never endorsed him", and Andrew Yang said: "Yeah he used to volunteer for my campaign, and he took a picture with me one time, but I have never said anything that implies that I endorse him"

When asked Ivanka clarified that she doesn't endorse him either: "Look my time in my Father's Administration taught me how bad a president can be, and Anders has all the marks of a bad president"

"When the bill for dinner came he made a big deal of patting down his pants and looking for his wallet before saying 'oh shoot! I must've left it at home! Can you spot me on this toots?', His seafood tower cost $200 dollars and I had to cover him on it"

"I got up to leave and when I offered to shake his hand but he pulled me in for a hug. I could feel his wallet in his front left pocket. And he slipped a copy of his book 'My Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Dad' into my back pocket. I think he was trying to suggest that both of our dads sucked"

We reached out to Jacob Anders for comment, but all he had to say was "I reached out to your mother for comment last night"

CNN’s Liam Reilly contributed reporting.

Ted Cruz's father is hiding SOMETHING and it's time we find out what.

Washington, D.C. — The political scene erupted into chaos this week as rising candidate Jacob Anders, a 34-year-old former stand-up comedian turned politician, launched a startling personal attack on President Donald Trump, accusing him of an obsession with “wooing young handsome men.” Anders, who rose to prominence through viral comedy specials, made the remarks during a campaign stop in Iowa. Responding to a question about Trump’s influence on American culture, the comedian-turned-candidate didn’t hold back.

“Look, Donald Trump surrounds himself with what he calls these young, handsome men. I mean, you know, the aides, the social media influencers, the random entourage members,” Anders said, drawing laughs and gasps from the crowd. “It’s not normal folks. The man is clearly trying to woo them. We’ve all seen the random golf caddies turned advisors. We know what gets him going these days.”

The clip spread like wildfire across social media within hours. President Trump responded the next morning in characteristic fashion during an unscheduled press gaggle outside the White House.

In a fiery tirade, Trump went into full denial mode, repeatedly attacking Anders and denying the accusation in increasingly unhinged terms. “It’s a total lie! Fake news! This guy Anders is a total loser, a low-ratings comedian who bombed so bad he had to go into politics!” Trump bellowed, his face reddening. “Woo young handsome men? I don’t think so. Nobody loves women more than me. Great women, the most beautiful women. Melania, Ivanka, everybody knows it. Melania is the most gorgeous First Lady in history. This is the sickest smear I’ve ever heard, and I’ve heard them all, folks. Jacob is a sick guy. He’s projecting. He’s the one who wants to woo young women.”

Trump continued gesturing wildly, “Jacob, very low energy, by the way, very low, this guy is a disaster. He’s the one who’s obsessed with me. He can’t stop talking about me. Trump Derangement Syndrome they call it. Handsome men? I don’t need to woo anybody. Jacob Anders is a degenerate. He’s projecting big time. The guy tells dirty jokes for a living and now he wants to run the country? Sad! Pathetic! I am the most straight the most masculine president this nation has ever had. Believe me. And he’s a disaster. Frankly the Democrats should be embarrassed.”

White House officials later tried to downplay the episode, but sources close to the president described him as “livid” and personally offended by the jab, especially coming from a much younger Democratic rival. Anders fired back on X shortly after Trump’s outburst, posting: “He’s melting down exactly like I said he would. The truth hurts, Donald. Maybe spend less time thirsting after young male athletes and more time actually governing.”

The personal nature of the feud has electrified the Democratic primary race. Anders, who entered the contest as a long-shot comedic outsider, has seen a surge in small-dollar donations and social media engagement since the exchange. Other Democratic candidates have so far declined to comment directly on the spat.

Anders, speaking to reporters afterward, doubled down with a slight smile. “The truth hurts. Look at the pattern. I’m just saying what a lot of people in Washington have quietly noticed for years. If he wants to prove me wrong, maybe spend less time golfing with male models and more time on fixing our country.”

Political observers called the episode highly unusual, even for today’s polarized climate. “This is next-level trash talk,” said Democratic strategist Rachel Kim. “Anders is weaponizing Trump’s own over-the-top persona against him. Whether it helps him win the nomination or just backfires remains to be seen.”

As the 2028 race intensifies, the Trump-Anders feud has already become one of the most talked-about storylines as a surreal mix of comedy, politics, and raw personal animosity.

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