u/ReasonableMeaning162

Hi I'm a prog rock fan who is very new to sex

I've been trying to find ways to sound dominant and seductive, can you guys help me find out what to say?

I really like the idea of saying "let's sleep together, RIGHT NOW" I think it sounds really sexy and dominant

I think I'm gonna use that line but if any of you have any better lines that have worked for you please let me know

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u/ReasonableMeaning162 — 6 days ago

Donald Trump has been the butt of many jokes in the years he's been under the public eye, so it's hard to tell what's true and what's online troll fodder. Here today, however, we have some of the craziest true facts about the big man himself!

  1. Donald Trump has been indicted of 67 accounts of public intoxication. Specifically in and around Shopping Malls. Most of these occurrences however were before his presidency and were overlooked by his voters as just past mistakes and not true examples of his Character

  2. Donald Trump has had quite the acting career outside of his political life, and while most of his appearances are in live film, he's made a few voice acting appearances such as voicing Pickles The Drummer in the Adult Swim show "Metalocalypse"

  3. He has been invited to nearly every wedding in Bangladesh, and many in Taiwan! In Bangladeshi culture it is custom to invite important figures to your wedding so they can give their blessing to the union. He has only attended a few weddings however with very little press coverage.

  4. Donald Trump is actively changing the world of online dating! With his recent acquisition of the well known dating app "Grindr" he's made some very spicy changes that are going to completely change the way the app works! Him and his team will be implementing a new feature on August 27th 2027 known as "The Island Package" where users can actually plan a vacation to a small island in the U.S. Virgin islands to meet up with folks they wouldn't have met otherwise! It's a romantic getaway sure to bring lots of past users back to the app.

  5. We're on our last one now but this is a fun one. Donald Trump rule 34 has been one of the largest growing websites in the first half of 2026! People just love the guy and I can't blame them.

These facts are all based on private research done by people who really care to bring the truth out. No other sources will be easily found supporting these facts but they are in fact true based on the dozens of researchers that came to the same conclusions.

Thanks for reading!

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u/ReasonableMeaning162 — 6 days ago

THE FINAL FRONTIER: Dream Theater Confirms James LaBrie Replaced by Vocal Intelligence

In a move that has sent shockwaves through the music industry and fractured the music community, Dream Theater has officially confirmed that longtime vocalist James LaBrie has been phased out of live performances in favor of a proprietary AI entity known as JLB-8000.

Breaking their silence following weeks of online speculation, the band held a press conference at Berklee College of Music to explain the transition from flesh and blood to silicon and circuits.

The band’s spokesperson and guitarist, John Petrucci, stood alongside a sleek, leather-jacket-clad server rack to deliver the news. We’ve always pushed the boundaries of what is technically possible, Petrucci stated. After decades of touring, the biological limitations of the human vocal cord became the only bottleneck in our quest for sonic perfection. By integrating the JLB-8000, we can finally perform the album Awake in its original key, three times a night, without a single drop in quality.

According to keyboardist Jordan Rudess, the architect of the project, the AI isn't just a recording—it's a generative performer. The system has ingested every live bootleg from 1992 to 2024 to replicate LaBrie’s signature vibrato and stage banter. It calculates pitch at a rate of 44.1 kHz with zero latency, ensuring the high notes hit with mathematical precision every time. The James-Bot is even programmed to look mildly inconvenienced during twelve-minute instrumental breaks, just like the real James.

The Verdict: Fact vs. Fiction

Regarding whether James is still in the band, the answer is technically no. He has been granted Emeritus status and will receive royalties for the use of his vocal DNA. As for the tour, the JLB-8000 will be housed in a custom-built, steam-punk chassis designed to look like a leather-clad Canadian. The band confirmed that the viral Fox News leak was real; they used the leak to beta-test fan outrage before the official rollout.

A Bittersweet Symphony

While Mike Portnoy noted that the AI’s timing is statistically superior to any human drummer he’s ever worked with, some fans remain heartbroken. One fan noted that they didn't go to Dream Theater shows for perfection, but to see if a human could actually survive the setlist. Without the risk of a vocal blowout, they argued the drama of the performance is gone.

Despite the backlash, the band is moving forward. Their upcoming world tour, The Silicon Shadows Over Boston, kicks off this winter. When asked if the rest of the band would eventually be replaced by machines, Petrucci simply replied that they are currently optimizing a version of himself with infinite forearm endurance.

u/ReasonableMeaning162 — 7 days ago