That's exactly what a copper would say
u/Pope4u — 4 hours ago
r/ReallyShittyCopper
Went through 14 million alternate futures and in not a single one did this man sell me fine quality copper
Context: In 1922, archaeologists discovered a clay tablet in the ruins of Ur. When translated, it turned out to be a letter from a man named Nanni to a merchant named Ea nasir. Nanni was absolutely furious because Ea nasir had promised him high quality copper ingots but delivered substandard, low grade copper instead. They also found dozens of other complaint tablets in Ea nasir’s house from other angry customers. He was apparently a serial "scammer" of the Bronze Age.
u/ChaltiKaNaamGaadii — 4 days ago
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Copper Peptides
As I inject myself with questionable Chinese research chemicals labelled GHK-Cu (copper peptide) all I can think of is our Mesopotamian friend and how a couple of molecules of his gear has maybe been recycled into my pin.
u/JackJesta — 2 days ago
The tablet got mentioned on Jeopardy last night!
u/Rina_B — 5 days ago
Wanting to buy copper - is Ea-Nāṣir really that bad?
I'm wanting to buy some copper and I was looking at this guy called Ea-Nāṣir. I saw he had a bad review from some called Nani - and even worse, he ledt a rude response to Nani! Has anyone else here bought copper from Ea-Nāṣir? Is his copper *really* that bad?
u/Draxacoffilus — 5 days ago
Mine is already rusty
I love the verdigris effect and I am now proud to show it
u/Benji_Rock — 8 days ago
Bumped into this fine fellow at the Met today
u/LarrytheYutyrannus — 9 days ago
Archaeologist Unearths Complaint Tablet
Here is a re-creation of what it must have looked like when Sir Leonard Woolley’s postgrad assistant Rene Belloq found the complaint tablet in Ur sometime between 1922 and 1934. Due to his later affiliation with the German regime in 1936, Belloq’s contributions to Woolley’s expedition were expunged by the British Museum.
u/HB1088 — 7 days ago
Peter explain please 🙏🥺
u/Zestyclose_Yard3432 — 9 days ago
Clay tablet, a letter from Nanni to Ea-Nasir complaining about poor quality cheese.
Dear Ea-Nasir Dairy Products Ltd, I trust this tablet finds you well, because your crappy Sumerian Blue Vein has given me the galloping squirts…
u/duckorange14 — 8 days ago
I HAD THIS COPPER SELLER SCAM ME ON FB MARKETPLACE
I came over to his house after seeing his post on Facebook, and we sat down at the table and he showed off some copper. I said that looks good and spent 50 usd on some copper.
I KID YOU NOT.
when I come home I check the copper and something feels off... I scratch the copper and I see that it is just just a brick dipped in copper!
I am INRAGED at this scam.
u/hi_this_is_my_name_ — 7 days ago
Ibaraki company uses GPS trap to nab suspects in copper wire theft
tokyoreporter.comu/thetokyoreporter — 6 days ago
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Time has been wasted
I am from Mycenae and traveled all the way to Ur for some copper because for some reason in this Diwo-Saken world, I can’t afford copper at my home. So after weeks and months of traveling, I finally got to Ur and I found Ea-nāṣir and bought some copper from him. I returned home and found out that it was bad. 𐄇/𐄐 I do not recommend
u/Efficient-Ratio3822 — 8 days ago
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Jeopardy!
Watching today's episode (April 15, 2026), and a photo of everyone's favorite tablet was an "Answer" in the Double Jeopardy! round.
u/ReverendLoki — 6 days ago
Ea-Nasir hot at least FOUR letters begging him to finally send Nigga-Nanna the copper owed.
One of them literally says "I am tired " of this shit.
u/JimHarbor — 13 days ago