Does anyone else have a TL that just cannot stay on topic?
My TL turns every conversation into a gym session 💀
No matter what you say, this man will somehow bench press the conversation straight into the gym.
I saw him today while I was on a pick walk. I hit him with a simple “good morning.” He asks how I’m doing, I say “alright,” and like an idiot, I go, “how about you?”
Instant regret.
Him: “Man, I’m feeling great. Just finished working out my back, lat pulldowns, rows, you know how it is.”
(He’s literally rolling his shoulders mid-convo like he’s still at the gym.)
“Gotta grab a protein drink before I start. I need like 180 grams a day to maintain muscle.”
I didn’t ask for ANY of that 😭
Every. Single. Time.
Me: “Hey, a customer just passed out in produce.”
Him: “Yeah, that reminds me of the time I was squatting heavy. Went so hard I almost passed out. You gotta control your breathing, engage your core.”
BRO.
Cool story, but what do I do about the dude currently folded on the floor???
Like, I respect the dedication. Live your best life. Get your gains.
Quite literally, I just walked in the background, and he's talked about his workout routine. 💀🤣