r/JellesMarbleRuns

Podium Reactions ML 2026 pt 1 (featuring the Prockets)

Hi all!

I originally did this series for ML2021 and decided I wanted to do it again. These are how I think the marbles felt about being on the podium, and sometimes how *I* felt about certain things).

Enjoy my stick figure marbles! I plan to release these every four events. Not exactly sure how I’m going to do the Showdown as it has six events, but I’ll figure it out. The last post will have the final podiums for both ML and SD.

u/NeverEatDawnSoap — 1 day ago

JMR: De-Marblefied, Day 1 CCE

I always wanted to do this! so why not begin with one of my fav teams?

I already had the eye asset so i decided to use it and recolor it for the CCE members and participants.

who should i do next?

u/DiamondfromBrasil — 1 day ago

I may have found the worst athlete in JMR history

This is just a random post that I'm making because I'm bored.

While watching ML26, a thought occurred to me as to how many athletes competed in all 11 seasons so far, and the answer I came to was 45.

Out of fun, I then thought about making a power ranking for all 45 of them, which I may do once I get the long-awaited 8 tiers list out of the way. But I may have found the single worst athlete of them all... it's not from the Limers, but from the Rojo Rollers.

Introducing Rojo Tres.

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You may remember him for that one incident with Blue Eye during Marble League 2021. Guess what? This athlete deserves some recognition... for being the worst athlete in JMR's long history.

In Rojo Tres' 11 years competing, this is his individual results in the Marble League and Showdown:

  • 13th in the 10 Meter Sprint (2016)
  • 10th in the Sand Mogul Race (2020) (out of 12)
  • 15th in the Triathlon (2021, DNF)
  • 16th in the Sand Mogul Race (2021)
  • 15th in the 5 Meter Sprint (2023)
  • 13th at the Funnel Endurance (2025)

Even including qualifiers and duo events, Tres' best finish was 2nd alongside Rojo Cuatro at the Halfpipe, and his best individual performance was during the ML23 Qualifiers Sprint when he finished 7th.

Total individual points haul after 11 years? 10. 10 points. Equivalent to a single 6th-place finish. Even newer ex-reserves such as Tarocco, Blaze and Rojo Cinco outscored him just in the Marble League.

I do appreciate how resilient he is to not retire despite being so awful, so that's that. Alright, now, back to sulking about the O'rangers losing out on qualification to the team that's bottom of the League.

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u/AwesomePBST — 3 days ago

How I view the green ducks using football/soccer players

Mallard as frank lampard- The Leader, Not vocal, always leading and carrying the team,gives it all for the ducks
Billy as Raphinha-Baller, What a Talent, If you got an athlete that is hard working and talented and always delivers when needed the most, That is Billy
Quacky as Mario Balotelli-Mr inconsistent, one day he would be amazing the next he would be missing, anonymous, not present
Ducky is Subject 49(Alejandro Garnacho)-Does he have the talent(maybe) but my god he is awful in some events he lacks aura and if he is in the lineup my hopes 📉📉📉📉 the drain

For goose i’ll add endrick at real madrid during the 24/25 era , since he is always on the bench

u/Kewlmanz — 23 hours ago

Fanon imaginations of the teams

Me and my sister absolutely love the teams and the tiny bits of lore we get from the various races! We also love imagining what the teams would be like if they were more realistically based.

We have made these very loose headcanons based off our own vibes and the team names themselves. We know they have their own lore so please don’t attack us if you think we’re dead wrong 🙏 love to hear your thoughts!! I think we got most of the teams lol

JMR Eliminator Fantasy - Marble League 2026 - Event 5 Results and Event 6 Predictions

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Hello everybody!

We have now reached the 5th event of this year's Marble League. This means only one thing - we have our first victims. The players unlucky enough to have lost to the bot in all five tries have now been eliminated from the competition with many more in the last chance saloon, attempting to outperform the bot once again. Speaking of the bot, he seems to like the numbers 6 and 7, as well as picking Solar Flares in his team. I wonder what his tactics are...

RESULTS: Round [PDF] / Overall [XLS]

STATS:

Category: Score .
Winner: 116 pts = 75,8% Marblesgamesandmore
Extra life treshold: 84,0 pts - 10th place rule Clear Rate: 12/91 = 13,2%
Roldo score: 67 pts Clear Rate: 27/91 = 29,7%
Average player score: 57,4 pts
Median player score: 56 pts
Score spread: 96 pts 20 ~ 116 pts
Players reaching R06//R07//R08//R09//R10: 16//29//19//6//3 28x Bronze
Players receiving DNF: 18 Remaining: 73 = 80,2%

FORM FOR NEXT EVENT: Link - Deadline on 16 May at 17:59 CEST

The Roldo's picks for Event 6 are as follows:

  • 3x Kobalts (KOB)
  • 2x Hazers (HAZ)
  • 1x Solar Flares (SFL)
  • 1x Crazy Cat's Eyes (CCE)
  • 1x Black Jacks (BLJ)

As Funnels have a weird tendency to be random - Good Luck!

Until next time,

Micek_52

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u/Micek_52 — 9 hours ago

3000 Days without a Gold! You truly are the runt of the pack! Looking forward to when you brake the longest days drought in February next year

u/PeskyBirb666 — 8 days ago

Summarizing the latest event

OK, but seriously, I think the event needs to be reworked, because as it stands, it's just not fair on the second competitor

u/KillDozer688 — 5 days ago