I may have found the worst athlete in JMR history
This is just a random post that I'm making because I'm bored.
While watching ML26, a thought occurred to me as to how many athletes competed in all 11 seasons so far, and the answer I came to was 45.
Out of fun, I then thought about making a power ranking for all 45 of them, which I may do once I get the long-awaited 8 tiers list out of the way. But I may have found the single worst athlete of them all... it's not from the Limers, but from the Rojo Rollers.
Introducing Rojo Tres.
You may remember him for that one incident with Blue Eye during Marble League 2021. Guess what? This athlete deserves some recognition... for being the worst athlete in JMR's long history.
In Rojo Tres' 11 years competing, this is his individual results in the Marble League and Showdown:
- 13th in the 10 Meter Sprint (2016)
- 10th in the Sand Mogul Race (2020) (out of 12)
- 15th in the Triathlon (2021, DNF)
- 16th in the Sand Mogul Race (2021)
- 15th in the 5 Meter Sprint (2023)
- 13th at the Funnel Endurance (2025)
Even including qualifiers and duo events, Tres' best finish was 2nd alongside Rojo Cuatro at the Halfpipe, and his best individual performance was during the ML23 Qualifiers Sprint when he finished 7th.
Total individual points haul after 11 years? 10. 10 points. Equivalent to a single 6th-place finish. Even newer ex-reserves such as Tarocco, Blaze and Rojo Cinco outscored him just in the Marble League.
I do appreciate how resilient he is to not retire despite being so awful, so that's that. Alright, now, back to sulking about the O'rangers losing out on qualification to the team that's bottom of the League.