r/AntiAntiJokes

"Intelligent" Neo-Nazi white supremacist shapeshifting reptiloids spying on black person who they "think is a fellow white guy in disguise" horrified when black person they are spying on suddenly shapeshifts into a green-skinned Pterodactyl! Oh, the horror!

Have any ideas you're struggling to work on? Share them here if you'd like to collaborate with fellow writers, else if you'd like for them to do the honours!

The collaborative effort idea comes from the now defunct subreddit r/JokeShop which deserves an Anti-universe version of. Hopefully this thread opens up a new avenue, a way for new posts to challenge the "All Time Top Posts" on this sub that seem to be cementing themselves in history!

So without much ado about nothing, post away!

Fuelled by widespread national paranoia, in the run up to the 2043 UK General Election (following the 2040 Local Elections), enormous temporary white tents are put up inside buildings housing polling stations at the last minute following concerns voters "were being spied on"

The American chuckles while he holds the lamp.

"What?" Says his overseas British friend who is visiting for a holiday.

"It's funny, there's actually a joke I heard once about an American, a British, and a Russian coming across a genie lamp like we just did, except they make a wish about how they want their friends to get double of what they want and the Russian asks to have one of his eyes poked out." The American replies.

The British laughs at the joke and replies "Oh yeah, I heard that joke as well. Except ours had an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Welshman and it was the Scotsman that asked to have one of his eyes blinded!"

The Russian, a recent immigrant, replies "We have that joke in Russia too, except ours involved a Tatar, Chechen, and a Chuvash!"

Two logicians walk into a bar. One says:

- In the sentence "A 'or' in natural language is an inclusive 'or' (OR) or an exclusive 'or' (XOR)."; is the "or" an inclusive or an exclusive "or"?

The other answers:

- It's "either - or", which means it's a XOR, because obviously it can't be both. BUT in natural language "or" can also express a NAND, and if it can be a NAND, then it is a NAND!

Kash Evans was once a very well-behaved youngster, but began to behave badly and become unruly. As punishment for his unruliness, he was sentenced to three years in "Gay Camp" and shipped off immediately. Confused as to what "Gay Camp" was, he asked the guy sat beside him in the transport. "So, um...what exactly is Gay Camp? We gonna get gay raped or something? They gonna starve us and gay rape us everyday?"

The guy stared back at him in bewilderment.

"The fuck, dude?! No! It's Gay Camp as in Christopher T. Gay's Camp for unruly youngsters and juveniles, you know *that* Christopher T. Gay - the dude on TV and in commercials. Damn, you're a goddamn weirdo!"

Kash stared back at him.

"Oh, I...I uh...woops..."

**News Alert** "Shady" deities claiming to be "all-powerful" say they "plan to reincarnate people like David Duke and Adolf Hitler as black people". One deity - speaking on the condition of anonymity - stated, "this is the best punishment. Reincarnate them as black people. Reincarnation is always the best punishment."

God was the author of the world simulation software, he set the framework for all possible worlds, the demiurge, had created our reality with this program.

- How old are you, may I see your ID?,

asked the bartender the demiurge, who answered:

- I'm pre-existent! My age doesn't matter and can't be expressed.

So, our Edgelord and Saver was thrown out of the bar.

The funny thing is, that God didn't care. He liked 16-year-olds as much as every software billionaire does, but he didn't really care about this one. He just had picked him up on the street. A few minutes ago. There are others.