u/HannoPicardVI

"Intelligent" Neo-Nazi white supremacist shapeshifting reptiloids spying on black person who they "think is a fellow white guy in disguise" horrified when black person they are spying on suddenly shapeshifts into a green-skinned Pterodactyl! Oh, the horror!

Fuelled by widespread national paranoia, in the run up to the 2043 UK General Election (following the 2040 Local Elections), enormous temporary white tents are put up inside buildings housing polling stations at the last minute following concerns voters "were being spied on"

**News Alert** "Shady" deities claiming to be "all-powerful" say they "plan to reincarnate people like David Duke and Adolf Hitler as black people". One deity - speaking on the condition of anonymity - stated, "this is the best punishment. Reincarnate them as black people. Reincarnation is always the best punishment."

Kash Evans was once a very well-behaved youngster, but began to behave badly and become unruly. As punishment for his unruliness, he was sentenced to three years in "Gay Camp" and shipped off immediately. Confused as to what "Gay Camp" was, he asked the guy sat beside him in the transport. "So, um...what exactly is Gay Camp? We gonna get gay raped or something? They gonna starve us and gay rape us everyday?"

The guy stared back at him in bewilderment.

"The fuck, dude?! No! It's Gay Camp as in Christopher T. Gay's Camp for unruly youngsters and juveniles, you know *that* Christopher T. Gay - the dude on TV and in commercials. Damn, you're a goddamn weirdo!"

Kash stared back at him.

"Oh, I...I uh...woops..."