An American, A British, and a Russian are exploring an abandoned house when they come across a genie lamp
The American chuckles while he holds the lamp.
"What?" Says his overseas British friend who is visiting for a holiday.
"It's funny, there's actually a joke I heard once about an American, a British, and a Russian coming across a genie lamp like we just did, except they make a wish about how they want their friends to get double of what they want and the Russian asks to have one of his eyes poked out." The American replies.
The British laughs at the joke and replies "Oh yeah, I heard that joke as well. Except ours had an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Welshman and it was the Scotsman that asked to have one of his eyes blinded!"
The Russian, a recent immigrant, replies "We have that joke in Russia too, except ours involved a Tatar, Chechen, and a Chuvash!"