u/yellowblpssoms

Feels like I achieved a milestone! Lol!

I mean like a meditation/visualisation practice where you "talk" to your body, a cross between a placebo and something a bit more esoteric. I'm purposely avoiding discussions about spiritual or religious beliefs but personally I have found this works and managed to overcome some nagging health issues (sinus, eczema, to name a few) this way. I'm curious if anyone else has done this too?

I need to drop 40lbs like, today. Can I sacrifice a Big Mac to Satan??? Like, to metaphorically represent banishing all unwanted fat from my body??? (I can eat it afterwards so pls don't come after me for wasting food)

I pulled some tarot cards to guide me and I literally got The Devil and the Queen of Swords which I think means that I'm cutting away the excess weight by getting in touch with the devil himself. Does it make sense???

Pls any advice is appreciated 🥹 ya girl needs help!!!

I work with him in a group home for kids with IDDs. He’s really into horror (his key words are mostly horror films). He keeps smashing his speech tablet before learning how to use it (at least 7). Do you think I should buy him a ouji board to communicate with? I know for a fact he would love it.

Every time you inhale while reading this post, all of my exes (and that one random bitch who tried it last Tuesday) each lose 100 strands of hair*

*on their head not their pubes