I spent $25 on a bit of nostalgia and will confuse the heck out of some youngsters today.
Dropping off a donation and popped inside a thrift store. Found a brand new looking Panasonic KXP 1080i dot matrix printer for $15. Last saw one like that in 1992 so I bought it for no reason whatever. Splashed another $10 for a USB-Centronics adapter. When I heard the song of the dot-matrix again I was inexplicably filled with joy. BTW, tractor feed paper has gotten EXPENSIVE and greenbar is almost unobtainable in 9.5x11.
I'm bringing it to the office today to share my happiness.
Update: total whiff on the USB adapter, this IEEE1284 USB adapter is incompatible with the ooold SPP parallel port. It would fail during the negotiation and reset. I ordered an Epsonnet print server off fleabay that I'll direct run to an empty ethernet port on my box. Now I have to get it working, my pride is on the line.