r/RPHazbinHotel

"Could someone tell me where I am, by the way?"

*You notice that Omen is acting different than normal. She's sitting in the corner with a blanket over her head and not talking to anyone*

(Basically I'm having a bad sensory day and felt like making Omen suffer with me)

"With the construction of the first section of the Park well underway we are now looking to hire staff."

"We are looking for anyone with sufficient experience handeling and caring for animals, particularly exotic ones. Vets, and thoes with zoo or equivelent experience will be given priority. We are also looking for security, maintenance workers, HR and Pay staff, as well as hospitality and retail workers for the canteen and gift shop."

"All empties will be required to sign a contract before commencing on-site training and orientation. Contractor obligations will include award wages and full work benefits. Employees will be contractialy held to an NDA and workplace ethics and safety protocols. Souls will be held in trust for the duration of employment which can be ended by the employee at any point by giving two weeks notice. Souls will only ever be retained after termination in the case of extreme contract violations by the employee. Examples of such include, deliberate sabotage endangering animals or other persons, or attacking and injuring a guest or other staff member unprovoked. I have no want or need need to force anyone to continue to work for me who doesn't want to and have no need to own someone's soul who is not currrntky in my employ."

"If you are interested in this unique and generous opertunity please respond to this post with your qualifications or hand in your resumes and cover letter to the front desk of the Hazbin hotel"

"Omen Morningstar"

"And that was the final screams of a rather uncouth fellow who though it would be a good idea to damage one of my radios. But now's the part of the show where we take questions from you the public. So my adoring audience. Ask me anything.

Meow

"Hey Omen again. Jo and I were talking and we decided to have a pool party at the hotel. Anyone's welcome as long as you behave. ABSOLUTELY NO FIGHTING!!! All the standard Hazbin rules also apply. Party will be going all day today and maybe tomorrow depending on how it goes. So just drop with your cozzies for a great time."

"..What' Stopping People from just...Flying up there?"

Meow I just looked in my phone and it was there

Fosilty: well hello sinners

"Been told this place rehabilitates those who've chosen dishonor. And I must know, perhaps I'll see my clan soon after this 'hotel' S'yuit-de is over with."

As they get closer they see Prince sitting down, head down, seemingly deep in concentration. The blue and purple sections at the end of his tendrils glow in time to the quiet sound.

"Hey Omen again. I've been in hell a little while now and I think its time I branch out from the hotel. Im going to start a Zoo and Aquarium just outside the city limits featuring fauna from earth and across the rings of Hell. I'm curently looking for contractors to assist in construction along with any buissnes or individual who wants to partner with us and sponsor an exhibit. I'm not looking for employees to assist with the running of the Park just yet but i will eventually require animal keepers, hospitality workers, maintenance workers, retail workers and at least one vet. So get your resumes ready."

*A little toddler, possibly around the age of three, somehow ended up here, he looks around as he was confused about where his location currently is now*

**"..."**

Viper:Uhh my head, what happened to us?
Where is this place?!

Heavy:I don't know, brother, I think we're in a city.

(Viper and Heavy put their weapons back in their holsters and stand up)

Viper: Yeah, this definitely isn't Super Earth.

“Oh, Is this hell“

“Unfortunate, I wonder how my students are doing“

Seriously, she's just Killing Nameless sinners. I dont think she knows they don't have oil..

He seems to be thinking about something..or someone. On his hip, is a Strange bag, the likes of which you've never seen before. Interact?