A man has had enough and decides to become a Trappist monk
The regular 9-5 rat race had taken its toll on him so he thinks long and hard about it and decides to join the monastery and take a vow of silence.
They take him to the Head monk who explains that he won't be able to speak at all and asks if he's totally sure that he wants to do this. The man says he is ready. So he is shown to his room and begins his new, albeit silent life.
10 years go by and he again meets the Head monk who says "brother you have been here for 10 years now so you are permitted to say 2 words, if you so wish". The man thinks and says "bed hard". The head monk says "ok we will fix that for you brother". Another 10 years go by and again he is summoned to see the head monk who again says he has earned 2 more words to say if he so wishes. The man thinks and says "food bad". "No problem brother we will fix that for you" says the head monk. Another 10 years go by and he goes to see the head monk who again offers him 2 words to say. The man looks at the head monk in the eyes and says "I'm leaving". "Good" says the head monk. "You've done nothing but moan since you've been here".