u/SpectacularSpidee

Can’t post images but thought yall would enjoy this completely unprompted line of thought that I got at 3am

Her: I had a thought....

Pennywise is a Boggart

Think about it... he transforms into whatever scares you the most. The only way to beat him to to not be afraid anymore.

The whole movie is basically a bunch of muggles trying to defeat a Boggart without magic

Honestly she’s kinda right though.

So I made up a game to test my film knowledge where on Apple TV I have to pick 2 random movies that are totally different in every way and see if I can get from Point A to Point B using only the related movies tab under every movie for example paranormal activity 3 to the Lego movie

The problem I accidentally discovered is that this game doesn’t work in reverse. Because apparently Apple TV will only put exclusively family friendly films in the related tab I discovered this after trying to go from spider man to child’s play via cutting through doctor strange 2 only to realize it would only recommend the same 10 Marvel films and no others

In my opinion it’s the one pam set up making him think he had been recruited by the FBI and then making him stand on the roof in the cold on Christmas waiting for a helicopter to take him to an ice cream social that’s never gonna arrive and then making him destroy his phone.

Local pet store was doing free pet vaccinations and so we took our cat in and had her in her little carrier and right in front of us in line was a guy with two big ass German shepherds. And my dumb ass stepfather happy as he could be turned the cat carrier around to face them and went “look belle look what that is!” The guy with the shepherds looks at him and goes”they really don’t like cats.” my stepfather ignores this comment and keeps attempting to show our cat these big ass dogs and I then proceeded to wrestle the cat carrier from him and navigate to the back of the line with a woman also holding a cat carrier. Just to put some distance away from the dogs who can absolutely eat through my plastic cat taxi.

So I’m selling my car to my now former stepfather and he’s paying me $1500 for it giving me $300 a month for it in addition to that I’m getting $500 from my tax return and my biological father knows about this and has been telling me I need to give the full $2000 I’m getting from this to my mother to help with her bills. Which sounds noble.

Until you realize that my mother’s financial situation is her own fault because when she gets a bit of money she: eats out at nice restaurants(she sold her old house and moved to a new one and ate out almost every night with the money she had left over.),pays to have expensive home improvement projects done that are purely aesthetic like paying a couple grand to have her front yard cleared of trees and has not once stepped foot in that area since it’s been done. And spending years refusing to leave my now former stepfather who ruined her credit and was a constant financial drain.Rather than save money she’s constantly in the negative after her bills are paid because she does these things.

And if I even imply that I’m not gonna give her the $2000 he gets extremely angry and starts calling me selfish and greedy and goes on About all the things she’s done for me. As if I don’t already give her $300 a month to help with her bills that 90% of the time just covers her overdraft fees.

So this was a few years ago but I think it’s finally safe to tell this story because he’s in prison now for an unrelated incident

So there was this guy let’s call him Tom. I knew him for a little while and he was dating this woman and things were going good between them when suddenly her father dies and of course our group feel awful for her. Tom has the brilliant plan that he tells our friend group about. That he’s gonna try and hook up with this woman at her father’s funeral. And we of course think he can’t possibly be that dense as to actually try to do something so incredibly horrible and insensitive. Cut to the day of the funeral he joins group call once he gets home and he is pissed and just goes off on everyone. We found out later that they had apparently broken up that day. Couldn’t possibly know why.