u/NamaeN0NaiKaibutsu

Why does Rollo 'the Walker' start with being of the Normandie house? Did Odin show him the future or something?

Why does Rollo 'the Walker' start with being of the Normandie house? Did Odin show him the future or something?

Either he's manifesting conquering it or the devs are really lazy to add a mechanic that makes his house Normandie only after he actually conquers it

u/NamaeN0NaiKaibutsu — 18 hours ago
▲ 579 r/ReZero

"Why did I make a 14 year old girl dress like that? I dunno, just Felt like it." - Tappei Nagatsuki, propably

I'm not trying to be hyper sensitive or anything but seeing her in the first ep dressed like that, being obvious that she's a kid... kinda weird. Don't get me wrong the start of the anime is also amazing, like the whole series, but this kinda stuck in my mind.

A great and fun character but the writer really should've refrained from showing this much of skin, It's okay when it's Shaula or Emilia in such fits but imagine if for example Petra, similarly young as Felt, was in a fit like this (maybe she even is somewhere down the line, I'm still just on season 2).

u/NamaeN0NaiKaibutsu — 18 hours ago

[OC] I found this dog strolling aimlessly through the city a year ago. This is us near the river together.

He recovered nicely. I went to the vet with him and got him vaccinated (he wasn't before). Probably he run away from his former owners and became stray, I never learned anything about his background. He had pretty ugly chain bruises around the neck and was really thin when I found him. It was on the 6th April 2025. Slowly, he started trusting me and I saw that he is able to enjoy his life again, which made me really happy. His name is Stanko, and he's around 6 years old.

The picture is mine and was taken while my friend was holding Stanko on the leash.

u/NamaeN0NaiKaibutsu — 19 hours ago

Björn 'Ironside' - The Biggest Viking Larper

Low martial, average prowess for a viking, diplomacy focus. What the hell bro? You ain't supposed to make friends, you're supposed to raid, pillage foreign lands and then make money by ransoming the kidnapped.

He's by far the worst of the brothers in my opinion. But maybe there's some good strat for him? Choosing majesty focus could be a good start.

u/NamaeN0NaiKaibutsu — 23 hours ago
▲ 41 r/aww

This guy barked at me aggresively when I went to the barber. Then, his mood changed quickly when I started petting him.

u/NamaeN0NaiKaibutsu — 1 day ago

Is Ælla of Northumbria really the worst start, or is it just Viking propaganda? (CK3)

I mean, the starting situation is dire, you can't escape your fate of making the Sons of Ragnarr a blood eagle out of you by becoming an adventurer or anything like that. But you have excellent intrigue and not the weakest realm, even though the starting army is small.

If you were to take for example the Incapable Armenian guy from 1066 i think, he is shit but he dies quickly and then you have an okay county and no sense of impending death like Ælla. What are your thoughts? I'm curious

Original image posted by u/Slazenger77 in r/CrusaderKings

u/NamaeN0NaiKaibutsu — 1 day ago
▲ 69 r/ReZero

Dinner is ready, Aldebaran.

Is this real or am I exaggerating a bit?

The Meme was created by me and is not a repost or anything like that.

u/NamaeN0NaiKaibutsu — 2 days ago

Is it possible to impregnate The Pope as Matilda di Canossa?

I've made him my soulmate a lot of times but it always made me pregnant, not him. The male pregnancy glitch can also happen if the guy is fucked by a woman right? Is there any trick to achieving this?

u/NamaeN0NaiKaibutsu — 2 days ago
▲ 423 r/ReZero

Why does he look upset?

Emillia's not looking so I would just lick them to my heart's content until nothing was left of them. And I am not ashamed of it.

u/NamaeN0NaiKaibutsu — 2 days ago

Conqueror trait is unbalanced, but it's still very good at preventing Border gore (Opinion)

It's weird when some random weak tribal guy gets it and then gets absurdly overpowered, the +5 flat gold is definitely unbalanced especially when playing tribal or in low dev areas. But overall, you see much less border gore, much less fragmentation, little meaningless counties constantly making the map look like shit. The conquerors eat it all up. But it's also true that Conqueror itself sometimes create gore... what's your take on this? Should they nerf it or even remove it?

u/NamaeN0NaiKaibutsu — 3 days ago
▲ 102 r/ReZero

Which way, Barusu?

He sure has it tough. My choice is obvious, I like when it's a challenge.

Source: The image is handcrafted by me, is not a repost or anything like that.

u/NamaeN0NaiKaibutsu — 3 days ago

I attempted to Seduce him and the Poor Guy literally died like a week into the scheme (of natural causes)

This happened only a month into the game, my first run as Matilda that I actually kept him and married him matrillineary. I hoped if we had a bunch of kids at least some of them would not be hunchbacked or ugly so I decided to seduce him right away and then this happened.

Maybe he couldn't handle a woman of my caliber taking interest in him? Who knows. But he always starts with poor health from the start.

Also, the thing Matilda says after his death is understandable but also quite cruel :)

u/NamaeN0NaiKaibutsu — 3 days ago

Why did they make him younger? (CK3)

Did the devs look into some historical sources and acknowledged he propably was younger at the time of the Invasion or is it just a gameplay balancing feature to make him more playable?

I remember he was quite hard to play as a grandpa because he died after like 10 years and then his shitty son succeeded him.

Also, do you remember when this happened? It was like 3 years ago or even further, i think, i don't know.

u/NamaeN0NaiKaibutsu — 3 days ago
▲ 763 r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay+1 crossposts

The Latins: Having your spare sons take the vows is the best way to prevent partition. Meanwhile, The Byzantines:

Let's just say he won't be having kids, or a beard for some time (forever). But hey, at least he'll get some stats increased! It's literally a win-win situation.

u/NamaeN0NaiKaibutsu — 3 days ago

Did they unironically add spicy content to vanilla CK3? First time seeing this

With this one I'm actually serious. Starting as Matilda in unmodded CK3, it popped up during a Seduction scheme where i attempted to Seduce my husband Gavril (only man deserving of Matilda ofc). Really surprised me, pleasantly. NOT JUST BECAUSE ITS MATILDA, but that's a nice bonus

u/NamaeN0NaiKaibutsu — 4 days ago

Who is this insanely strong woman? Is there anything historical to her or is she some kind of an Easter Egg? (CK3, 864 Start Date)

Great marshall, insane prowess, legendary blademaster and a berserker. Popped up as first in the world in terms of Prowess. Have you also seen her in your playthroughs? She would make a fine shield maiden, additionally to making up for a dream wife of course.

u/NamaeN0NaiKaibutsu — 4 days ago

Matilda di Canossa - Why is there no achievement for throwing both the Pope and the Kaiser to the dungeons and asserting your dominance over the Church and the Empire by forcing them to have Gay sex with each other?

It should be possible, right? Getting them to your dungeon is the easy part, but then, i think if they remain there long enough, they will start to get bored and begin evaluating some "ideas"... PDX should definitely award you with an achievement at least for completing such a hard but incredibly based challenge. Any ideas how to get this done in a quick way?

u/NamaeN0NaiKaibutsu — 5 days ago

Godfrey the Hunchback is such a loser that it almost makes me pity him when I kill him off as Matilda

What's the point of this poor thing? Is there any benefit of staying with him as Matilda? Sure the alliance with Lorraine... but it really seems like he's just there to suffer, either he gets killed by her or Matilda avoids him until the day she dies. Personality wise he seems like a nice guy, maybe the world is just a too cruel of a place.

u/NamaeN0NaiKaibutsu — 5 days ago

Restoring the Roman Empire by the power of Gay sex and Male pregnancy (CK3 Idea)

Hear me out guys, it's theoretically possible, we just need to try HARD ENOUGH. All you have to do is seduce the byzantine emperor as the HRE emperor, and then push it so deep and so often into that greek butt that he'll become pregnant (it is possible through a glitch). The child will then inherit both parts of the empire and just like that, the Roman Empire rises again. Roma Invicta!

u/NamaeN0NaiKaibutsu — 5 days ago

How can I get rid of Melancholic quickly?

It's a horrible trait, particularly the health aspect of it is really frustrating. I've had it removed only once, when my excellent physician proposed a method to get me rid of depression and it worked. But this happened only once, how can I make it happen again? Are there some tricks?

u/NamaeN0NaiKaibutsu — 5 days ago