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Does it even have one to begin with?

Btw student of grade 10, correct me if I’m wrong ;)

They all died. When they got to the gates of heaven, a saint stopped them and said “there is only one rule in heaven, don’t step on the holy ducks.” They nodded and the saint let them through, entering heaven, to their surprise, there were ducks everywhere.

“Holy duck!” One of them exclaimed.

They all tried their best not to step on one but the number of ducks were unreal, 2 days later, one of them stepped on a duck, the same saint appeared, brining along the ugliest man that her eyes had witnessed. The saint said “your punishment for stepping on a duck is being tied to this man for the rest of eternity” and walked away.

2 weeks later a second woman also stepped on a duck, the same saint appeared and she got the same punishment.

The remaining one, seeing the fates of her friends, got super careful, she managed to go months without stepping on one. Then one day, the saint appeared again, bringing with him the most beautiful man describable, and tied them together without saying anything and left.

The woman was staring at her new man. The man said “what?” The woman said “I wonder what I did to deserve being tied to such a handsome man.” The man sighed and replied “well, I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck”

I gave Urdu 3248 and a few nights ago I dreamt of result day, and I saw that I got an F+, not an E not even a U, but an F+. I was truing to explain to my mom how I tried my best and this and that and she was just, idk, disappointed. Then later in the dream I got my exam booklet, and turned out, it wasn’t even mine, it was someone else’s, the email part wasn’t even attempted. LOL.

Have y’all ever dreamt like this?

They were exploring the island that had never been visited or studied before, when a tribesman shouted at that and 4 more came. They were soon captured, tied, and brought to the king. The king said “I was going to kill you 3, but since it’s the first time ever outsiders have came, I will play a game with you 3.”

“The rules are simple, you all must go into the jungles and bring out 10 fruits of the same kind of any one you like, just make sure they are 10, and all of them are the same fruit.” They nodded and went searching for fruits.

The first guy returned a while later with 10 mangos, the king nodded and said put it on the ground. They second guy returned with cherries and was also told to put them down. They waited a while for the third man before the king said “alright the 3rd must be taking his time, until then I may explain the rules. You must put all 10 fruits down your throat without chewing or cutting them up, if you react or show any expression, my guard will chop your head off”

Scared, the first guy started eating. He managed to put a mango down, but screamed in pain on the second one. He was decapitated. The kind asked the second guy to start and he was eating and reached 8 cherries when he burst out laughing and was killed. They both met in heaven and the first said to the second “yours were cherries why did you die?” The second laughed and said “I was, I almost finished when I saw the third returning with pineapples.”

Recent studies showed how the dark energy that is causing the universe to expand is decreasing, or at least was stronger a few billion years ago. This might indicate that this energy is decreasing. The Big Crunch theory stated how the universe might end when this expansion will become weaker and eventually gravitational forces and this expansion will enter a state of physical equilibrium for a small period of time, with gravity becoming stronger overtime and pulling everything back together like a reverse Big Bang. So do these new discoveries make this theory more supported because this energy may run out?

Btw I am a grade 10 student so please correct me if I’m wrong, ‘cause I am physics enthusiast.

Each man was left on a different point.

One of them was a physicist, one was an engineer, one was a mathematician.

They were all told that they’d be picked back up the following week, and were left with just 1 can of tomato for their meals.

The next week when the rescuers came, they were surprised to see that the physicist was calmly experimenting with sand and wood, with the empty can next to him. They asked how’d he open the can and he said “simple, I just left it in the sun for a while, the pressure increased due to heat, and I pressed on a weak spot and the can popped open, and I just ate straight from the can like a cup.”

They were surprised and went to the next guy, they also saw the can empty on the engineer’s spot. The engineer was sleeping peacefully. They asked how’d he opened the can and he said “I made a makeshift can opener with rocks and used a coconut’s shell as a spoon”

They went to the math guy’s end and saw him not moving, he was dead. And they found a piece of rock next to him and it just had a sentence repeating “let’s assume the can is open.”

But there was one problem, there was only one ticket to the game. The first friend said “it’s okay, the ticket checker has double-sighted vision, so he’ll see 2 tickets,” then they went to the game. At the game, they showed that ticket and the guy said okay, they were about to go when the ticket checker said “wait where are you 2 going?” They asked what’s wrong? The guy said “you showed me 2 tickets and are going inside with 4 people?”

When ever I raise or lower the volume on my tv (or anything), I usually automatically just set it to an even or perfect number like 20, it just happens, DAE do this? And some volumes even give me an ick like 19 or 21…

“Dad why is it bad to drink?” The dad answers “because alcohol destroys your brain”. The son asks how, the father explains “see those 2 cars parked over there? Someone who drinks would see 4” the son’s smile drops before he says “dad there’s only one car”

When I haven’t heard a song for a while and then listen to it, I feel extremely happy, almost state of nostalgia, DAE get this feeling of happiness when listening to old songs you suddenly remember?

Every time I try to make fries, they turn out flimsy and wobbly, nowhere near crispy, I have tried corn flour as well, nothing works. How do you get that perfect McDonald’s (or any restaurant or fast food chain) crisp? Also please share some seasoning tips to take my fries to the next level

Just fill your sink with hot water, like the mold sit in the water for a few seconds, and boom, you got ice cubes without fighting with the ice mold.