u/Key_Rutabaga_7155

Disclaimer: To be clear, it's not always like this, just really comes out when shit hits the fan.

Somehow I'm responsible for mediating and navigating every fuckup/emergency in this family ever (classic eldest/daughter), but I'm not allowed to have my own fucking opinions on what led to these fuckups or have boundaries at nearly 40 years old? Yeah, fuck that. Also, I hate being from such a conflict-avoidant family. No one ever knows how to be straightforward, how to address and resolve issues, or how to manage their own big feelings. I'm starting to resent it.

So they jacked off in it instead 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Kinda want to burn my car down now that there's hobo/wino jizz all over the backseat. That's what I get for having pregnancy brain and leaving the car unlocked on accident a single time in 7 years...