u/JessamineGeorge

Confusion tonight at the Trump-Xi summit after the president arrived at the chinese chip makers negotiation bearing dips.

I had front row tickets to see the BBC symphony orchestra Glenn Miller tribute evening at Carnegie Hall.

I didn't go in the end,i just wasnt in the mood.

I'm a big fan of irony.Did you know that due to local logistics,Amazon experience great difficulty delivering to the rainforest!.

I hope the local boat betwork are price pointing accordingly.Fight the power.🙂

As a fully accredited dog walker in Manhattan,i've now been asked to fill out a daily journal detailing events from dog pick up to return.

Day one.

A squirrel was chased round and round in circles to no avail in the park.

There was a near choking fit when an acorn was picked up. Not much from the dogs though.

My wife insists on everything in the house being from the 1970's.she wears the flared trousers in our relationship.

Just to be clear,i've had to take legal advice regarding all the star wars gags.

Regards,M.Pire.

Just to be clear,i've had to take legal advice regarding all the star wars gags.

Regards,M.Pire.