u/Jellyoscar

It says it will be 26° at 9pm and we live in a block of flats so of course my dog has to be an awkward one that only has a poo when being walked. The only times he has pooed downstairs in the garden area is when he’s had the runs other than that, no matter how desperate he may be, he will only do a phat stinky while being walked.

It doesn’t help that the council still hasn’t cut the grass either so we can’t just quickly walk to the closest grassy areas because of how bloody long it is!

7:30am and i’ve been woken up by her kids playing with a fucking BOUNCY BALL! Because you know you’ve already had multiple warnings from the council due to the extreme noise from your kids so yeah why not buy them a bouncy ball when you live in a flat above people!!!!
Just wanted to rant, i am so sick of their shit and i hope we can move soon or i might just smash my head in.

2 kids live above us who make constant banging and stomping throughout the day since their mother doesn’t seem to bother doing anything with them, now the genius woman decided to get them a bouncy ball of some sort so i thought oh i have a few that i bought for my cat. I started throwing it up at the ceiling repeatedly above my bed as to not piss off my downstairs neighbour and i heard one of the kids shout “stop banging on the floooor” bingo. It’s a subtle noise that if done repeatedly it gets incredibly annoying and it’s something that actually does annoy them and they can’t do fuck all about it.

If she ever decides to come down and complain, me and my mum have agreed on saying “oh sorry i have been telling the kids to stop it but you know they are kids after all…” in the most sarcastic voice ever but i highly doubt she will do lol. A housing officer and a noise pollution officer is due to go to her flat sometime next week because no matter what nothing is changing with her.

Oh another bonus is it entertains the cat at the same time lol.

I keep doing it from muscle memory but noo it does nothing now and i have to reach up to the top left corner to leave the post/thread.

I get so irrationally angry when people are just right up my arse especially when i’m walking my dog because he takes his time sniffing everything. Even worse when it’s a man that’s extremely close behind me. Just please go away, cross over or go around me.

We’ve been in contact with the noise pollution team after contacting the council themselves and getting no where with them, now they said they would send out a recording device for us but have instead told us to use the noise app. Two issues with it so far, i can’t log into it on my phone because it doesn’t load the screen after selecting which country. Second, it only does 30 second snippets of recording which as absolutely useless.

How has it gone for others who have been told to use this app? Has it worked out for you?

Run fat boy run was released in 2007 but the first lord of the rings movie was released in 2011, so how the hell was he watching lord of the rings starring Elijah wood? Apologies if i’m really stupid and there’s an obvious explanation for this lol.