Deterring nosy cis people. Difficulty: Medium.
'Hey dude, I've been wondering for some time now. Are you a girl?'
'no I'm an adult.'
'Oh, well are you a woman?'
'what is a woman? what is a man, naught but a featherless biped? what is it to be a human being?'
'What, mate what are you on about? I mean what were you born as????? You're fucking confusing me.'
'i was born a baby.'
'No, but are you female or something else? You look female-'
'we were all female once, the only difference is what hormones we bathe ourselves in, whether within the sweet entombment of the Womb or without it.'
'There's something wrong with you. Please just tell me what's in your pants already, you're scaring me.'
'....i can show you after work if you'd like 😳 👉 👈 , we can use the staff bathroom........'
'Fuck this shit, I'm leaving, you're fucked in the head.'
'): no friend don't go please'
'Bro wait how did you use an emoticon in real life, wait why are the walls shifting--
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'friends forever, yippeee ;;)))'