u/Jay-arty

Deterring nosy cis people. Difficulty: Medium.

'Hey dude, I've been wondering for some time now. Are you a girl?'

'no I'm an adult.'

'Oh, well are you a woman?'

'what is a woman? what is a man, naught but a featherless biped? what is it to be a human being?'

'What, mate what are you on about? I mean what were you born as????? You're fucking confusing me.'

'i was born a baby.'

'No, but are you female or something else? You look female-'

'we were all female once, the only difference is what hormones we bathe ourselves in, whether within the sweet entombment of the Womb or without it.'

'There's something wrong with you. Please just tell me what's in your pants already, you're scaring me.'

'....i can show you after work if you'd like 😳 👉 👈 , we can use the staff bathroom........'

'Fuck this shit, I'm leaving, you're fucked in the head.'

'): no friend don't go please'

'Bro wait how did you use an emoticon in real life, wait why are the walls shifting--

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'friends forever, yippeee ;;)))'

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u/Jay-arty — 16 hours ago

trans boy autistics vs trans girl autistics vs enby autistics

Trans boy autistics are only tranz because they are autistic, it is sooooo cute and adorable :3. They're very soft and easy to manipulate and force to do whatever I want, cause they have a difficulty understanding allistic rules of communication, sooo sweet and baby, we must protecccc their girly innocence!!!! It's awesome how them being diagnosed as autistic prevents them from accessing the yucky Hormone or getting gender affirming surgeries, that way their cute and soft, breedable, petite bodies stay perfect for me, just as Allah intended 🥰

Trans girl autistics aren't real because girls can't be autistic, its a boy disorder!!! But if they could be autistic I think they'd be some weirdo esoteric therian creatures, like a snail girl or mushroom girl, thats sooo cute, smol, and qwerky :333333333333 Their hypothetical minds so soft and malleable too! They crave love and validation, plus their autism makes it harder to see my manipulation, that way it's easier to keep them in my basement forever 😊

Trans enbies (babies) autistics are such funny little creatures, I like putting them in jars and shaking them around! They're clueless to the warning signs and it makes them so easy to catch! They're such neat little fae creatures, they aren't human, in any way shape or form~. Therefor, they aren't protected by any human rights :3 They're so widdle and squishy, I just wanna stomp on them! Teehee it's just cuteness aggression I prommmy :3333333. All of them are exactly like babies, tiny, hairless, prepubescent, and naïve to the world, they're just perfect for me to keep in my collection 😄

/uj inspired by how allistics treat autistic people in general, and by the brain worms saying: what if autism fetishists and chasers fused into an abomination that exists solely to torture us all?

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u/Jay-arty — 3 days ago

After more than 3 years, I changed the band on my passport size TN. (ft. my olive tn’s patina)

I’ve had my blue passport since January 2023, and it’s been my EDC since then. I moisturise it once or twice a year due to how much I abuse it, so it hasn’t really gotten much lighter and the patina isn’t super obvious, but it’s gotten so soft and the deeper scratches are more evident in person. The band I changed is the original one it came with, once it started to lose its stretchiness I cut off a section and retied it to give it more life, but it was time to let it go. My wallet has gone through many iterations but I’m really happy with the setup now, I just wish it were a bit smaller so it didn’t create so much of a bulge in of my pocket, but it works great whenever I‘ve got a bag with me.

My olive is from February 2024. It is my planner/spare sketchbook/pen log/dedicated travel wallet, it’s gone on several trips with me since I got it, and I absolutely adore it. It’s more brown than some other olives I’ve seen, but it still has a very strong yellow undertone, and I like how matte it is. I used to moisturise it once a year, to keep that matte look, but this year I’ve swapped to spot moisturising the spine and some visibly dry areas as I want it to keep its patina. Over the years, my cats have used it as a toy a few times, so that’s left me with some precious keepsakes gouged into the cover, I’ve noted who did which scratches directly onto the cover using a permanent fountain pen ink.

u/Jay-arty — 6 days ago

Trying to find DIY hrt as a trans man:

Oops I'm not supposed to tell you this but... 😳 

Just go the 'bigmanjuicersteroidsroidrage dot darkweb dot net' and pay 100 bitcoin to get your 1 year of T shots, its sooo easy and cheap.

Gel? That'll cost you $3000 a month, don't bother. Patches were discontinued because manufacturers hate you needlephobic transgenders, L.O.L.

Alternatively! You can walk around back-alleys near a powerlifting gym and hope you find a plug selling Totally Not Suspicious powdered test.

Pellets will give you throat cancer sweaty, don't even think about them or else you'll die instantly.

Good luck with not getting your stuff seized at customs, found out to be a dirty tram, and arrested or beat up 🥰

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u/Jay-arty — 7 days ago

I AM NOT trying to kill the mycelium, just stop it from fruiting.

I live in the Middle East, I know these guys will stop fruiting in the summer, but my cats walk in my (FULLY ENCLOSED) garden and I want to make sure these won’t hurt them. I know they’ll end up coming back next winter and spring though.

I’ve already identified the green-spored parasol and the flowerpot parasol (last three images) and removed them as they’re toxic. But I can’t identify these little orange guys and these brown banded ones (which turn black when mature, the nine images of the brown mushrooms are all the same mushroom I think, just at different life stages.)

u/Jay-arty — 9 days ago
▲ 139 r/TMPOC

I know this problem is much less prevalent in real life trans communities, but a lot of trans people don't have access to that (I don't have one either due to family issues and where I live). So people seek an online trans communities, which arent always great but, its better than nothing, and some people can end up becoming chronically online because of this. Unfortunately, this also means some of them become really self-absorbed, close minded, and cruel.

I'm not on twitter (thankfully) but this sentiment has been leaking into reddit spaces too, cause of drama on twitter. I keep seeing binary, white, trans people, who live in western countries, squabbling over who has it harder, if transmisogyny or transandrophobia is worse, and using trans POC (especially black trans sex workers), as tools for their arguments. I almost never see racially oppressed people spearheading this (sometimes they participate though) infighting bullshit.

These same people never seem to care about disabled, nonbinary, poor, and non-white trans people when they're begging for help with medical bills or rent, they ONLY ever care about using them as a 'gotcha' against other trans people. I live in the middle east, I'm disabled, mixed race, and I'm trans, yet I can still acknowledge where I have privilege and where I have the power to oppress others. But it seems like some white binary trans people are allergic to acknowledging their own privileges and power, and refuse to accept that other trans people can have different, but equally valid, struggles as them.

Plus, there may be more overlap between their experiences than they think, transfemmes can experience misguided androphobia and transmascs can experience misguided transmisogyny, trans women have been abused with faux-scientific terms like 'autogynophilia' and trans men have been abused with faux-scientific rhetoric like 'rapid-onset gender dysphoria'.

I wish the online trans community was more kind, supportive, and understanding to one another regardless of our differences in identity or traumas.

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u/Jay-arty — 12 days ago