Doctors are legit so funny
So, Ive had my split for around a month now.
Since then Ive been to three doctors that had to look into my mouth. One for the stitch removal, one because I had a small bubble on the underside of my tongue that had filled with saliva and needed to be popped and one as the annual dentist.
All of them were warned in advance "hey, just a little warning, my tongue is split in the middle"
All of them looked completly horrified as I opened my mouth and asked: "...did you do that volentarily? 😨"
Like girl, whats the alternative? 😂
"I licked the tip of a knife. All the way down to the frenulum. It was a mess."
"I got blackout drunk at a party and my friends thought it would be a funny prank. 🤷🏻♀"
Long story short, tell me about your most interesting reactions of doctors regarding your mods :D