i’ve been enjoying figuring out how to embrace my slutty side recently and it turns out it looks something like texting twelve dudes a day and fucking a stallion who’s hung like a horse while simultaneously maintaining a liquid diet // along with occasional rice pudding // and gagging on my toothbrush regularly, stoned like a biblical whore
Much more broken curl pattern than usual here because of the detangling comb. I can take more pics when my curls get nice and reformed, but super excited to get the rat’s nest out ❤️🔥🙏💯 thank you guys for the advice !!!
I will admit I have no idea what I’m doing as far as haircare goes. More advice totally welcome
Routine
Aussie Miracle Moisture Deep Conditioner (cowash daily)
Redken All Soft Argan Oil (after shower here)
(hoping to get a bonding treatment like Olaplex in the near future)
This is now the THIRD time in the past year that I’ve gotten a nasty knot in the back of my hair, and I thought it was from hospital stays, keeping it in a bun too long, or not detangling properly in the shower… now I avoid hair buns, but apparently I didn’t keep up with the detangling issue. Also seems more like an issue that crops up if I fall asleep on damp hair (which is almost never but I’ve been struggling with chronic health issues lately)
Does anybody else gets these knots? It feels like half of my hair (3b) gets tangled into dead hairs, and I admit, I ran out of conditioner a few days ago so hadn’t been detangling quite as much. I’m just wondering how to get the knot out in back. It’s like half of my length got looped and tied in dead hair and it’s all become an unwanted dreadknot 😭 i got Aussie Miracle Moisture conditioner (the only product I use bc I’m disabled/unemployed/struggling rn) I’m trying to be proactive about this one bc last summer I tried to get it out for a whole month and it ended up just entangling more dead hair and cost an astronomical $400 to get out.
Any advice other than starting toward the roots? My arms are tired again from the last 2 days of trying and I just want to get it out. Should I ask a friend to help this time? I can’t even see what’s going on back there
Probably going to get a silk bonnet soon. I wish being a decently kept woman weren’t so expensive.
Routine:
Aussie Miracle Moisture conditioner
Quarter-sized amount of conditioner left as leave-in
Air dry always
Last night he passed out from an alleged discord server/2-PBR buzz, and curiosity got the best of me… I found the most disturbing messages to these OF tentacle girls he NEVER told me about. Lately he’s been way more attached to his laptop than usual, but I can’t believe he actually slipped into the DMs of all these octobroads. He has all the sex appeal of spez (fuck spez), Gary Busey, and Pete Davidson combined. How did this happen, and what am I supposed to do??? I’ll never be able to look at squids the same way again. Tbh I always thought settling for a cellar dweller was going to save me from this fate, but alas, 4chan’s Rule 42 prevails