u/Gl00ser23

the bosses are tough, so they remove the process of "waiting" for the next try by automatically giving you healing items. the runbacks aren't short, so they give you shortcuts. the enemies have the ablility to stagger and punish, so there aren't 20 of them crammed in a small room.

the weapons require you to get 15+ to max them out, so they allow you to buy the first 10 (finding the coals that allow you to progress is fine because it can't ALL be easy). it's a fine blend that makes a great coffee...

and then you get to the second half where miyazaki splattered his fucking ceaseless discharge all over the coffee cup and then never went back to fucking wipe it up for like... 14 years.

i'm looking for some gory one man army style action against nazis (obviously) and snarling, horn headed demons from (and in) hell.

this is a phase where i download all my PS4 games on my PS5 and say "man look at how much better the last of us remastered is in comparison" or "who cares if spiderman 2018 is 30fps running on my PS5, at least i'm not a corporate sellout buying the remaster for $100". it's a wonderful time.

1: does ubisoft require me to sign into their fucking robosphere shithole of a "connect" service?

2: are the games "region sweepers" in the sense that "the willysniffers" have a chunk of territory that you clear to progress the story (i'm hoping so)

3: are these games long? do they have forests full of skill trees? (i'm hoping no)

4: is the parkour REEEEALLLYY that good? so good that there would be 100s of HUDless free roam videos over it?

i can buy the PS5 version (the one with old squishy face) or the PS4 version (for less money and a sense of similiarity considering the other PS4 games i own, also peter parker looks like a human being). idk if i really care about performance, does it still feel good on the PS4?

not much of a reader, but something to look at and go "fuck yeah".