Would I be toxic getting her a Ouija board?
Soooo I'm helping clean my Auntie's house and she got a hefty number of cats from her deceased mother's house and continues to give me descriptions of several cats to be looking out for around the property... I've found about a dozen mummified cats in/under the house and EvErY TiMe she sees one her response is "Ew, Where'd you find that? (I inform her)... That's not one of mine."
She wasn't happy when I said I found "not-so-fluffy"
How am I supposed to know which cat was who? if there is nothing but skin and bones without a trace of hair containing color?!? Let alone none of them were chip tagged.
Mind you I know it seems cruel or rude getting the Ouija board for her but this is the same aunt who got rid of my child hood dog for eating one of said unalived cats..