This is a troll post, please don't get your hopes up because this job post is too good to be true!
Hiring, need a video editor for some extremely minimal work. look at this clip full of animation and motion graphics, it's very minimal and I judge by my non-existing experience it shall take you 2 seconds to make this 20 min video.
Now that's said let me list 5000 lines of what I want and forget to mention what I'll be paying you.
What sub rules state I must say?, Ok the rate is 5$ per hour of video, but don't worry it's really easy, and I permit you to use AI, or any 'easy tool' you can think of. Just as long as the work appears to me in a professional way like the work that didn't cost 5$.
I heard AI is really easy, instead of editing an existing clip and adding some assets to it, you get to generate the clips of the video I didn't provide you with, and you must get consistent characters everytime and you only get a limited amout of credits, but that's not my problem, I said you can use AI because it's easy, reaaaally easy.
Why don't I just make the video myself if it's this easy?
Because I care, I want you to get those 5$, no one deserves it more.
Btw, I'm gonna need you to make me a free 2 min trial edit, with motion graphics and the whole thing. because honestly your portfolio doesn't quite match my vibes.
What you want me to provide you with a script and or footage to do it?
the nerve of some people, listen here man, I can't be going around spilling my content secrets just coz you don't wanna waste your time making me a throwaway edit for free alright.
I mean you are adding it to your portfolio, aren't you?
Which reminds me we also have an internship opportunity, we need a really creative individual, ready to pour their heart and soul into it, full time, 24/7. we're not paying you a dime, but you gain experience, alright. but please make sure you have experience before applying because we need someone to start working right away.
Please apply in this link, don't rush, anyone who dm's me is getting banned, I won't consider them. just fill this google form, hand over your portfolio, do the sample, then I might just ghost you. And please don't fight for this in the comments section. let's be civilized