Season 3 recap first watch
Okay there’s so much to unpack.
I know this goes hard on lore for Scandoval but I know NOTHING! No spoilers please!
Katie: big growth from her but she’s a bit whiny
Stassi: what was the video that made her hide from everyone? I’m so confused by her this year. I think she just hated it wasn’t about her.
Kristen: I can’t even get into that tbh she’s obviously unwell but also behind every crazy woman is a man to blame.
Jax: a special place in hell for this man. I keep trying to diagnose him but I just can’t (I’m a professional as well)
Sandoval: defo cheated on Ariana and also in love with himself.
Ariana: girl stop being a pick me you’re better than this
Scheana: just such a horrible show off and attention seeker. Loves herself so much, a diva like Stassi but without the subtlety or charm.
Schwartz: defo cheated more than a kiss and he is easily a villain in the making
James: I don’t believe his and Kristen’s relationship is real. There’s no way this man loves her and he’s such a MUG after her obsession with Tom honestly
Sad Peter wasn’t in it more tbh.