I need the income and they are destroying the balance of my karmic chi 🧙👹😠
So, nettles plus Chinese mugwort? Or something more commercial?
Sometimes getting annoyed at a situation that I feel threatened by makes me feel less helpless. But am I making things worse in the bigger picture? (As in, "Don't go to the Dark Side, Luke")
Also, is there another Reddit sub that would be a good place to talk about this question... cuz I don't think it's necessarily a stupid topic.
⭕ Prank call the king of Nebraska every day at sunrise.
⭕ Perform a ballet for your racist neighbor, and get them to hum along.
⭕ Figure out who the group of ladies is who are growing corn on your roof.
⭕ Volunteer at your local Melville Annotation & Censorship for Humanity center.
⭕ Distract yourself from those 2020's PTSD symptoms with virgin nutmilk cocktail abuse marathons.
⭕ Petition the mosquito community to improve their space exploration program.
⭕ Protect biodiversity in the afterlife by adopting a ghost.
⭕ Tell everyone you meet that they should pursue their dreams of being a hypnotherapist for El Salvadorans with paranoia complexes about goldfish and two way mirrors.
⭕ Let me know if anything goes wrong, ever, anywhere, in any way, shape, or form.