Hey little Miss Brittle! Sweet n sour cabbage patch whizz kid! Miss Super Soft Sugar Suzie Skittle! Yes! Let me pet! Your swift nifty furry purring little gift Kitty! I'll sing and I'll bring everything! While my funky chunky monkey in the middle dings and swings! While you tastefully twiddle..... I'll deliciously diddle..... with my gritty and not so pretty little country Fiddle 🎻 and I will whittle a little ditty about leaving this shitty city!
Ain't got no little Bastards..... No Barking Best Buds.... and I call these old rocky roads my home....... And when I get buzzed I just lay my hat down.... Cause like my Papa.....I was born to Ride, Ramble and Rock... Ain't No moss ever growing on this old souled Rollin Stone!
Satch and Schon.... Getting dem bluez on strong, jamming and jimi'ing to one of dear old Jame's pure blues songs.... 💙🎸🏠
It's a fact that Stock Car Drivers cheat....... That ain't nutthin' new..... So please Miss Winston Cup.... Don't give me the black flag blues..... Boogitty boogitty!