u/Do_Not_Touch_BOOOOOM

Äs längt scho we das gäube ghüder i de nase ohre und ouge hesch, de bruchsch nid no chräble im lagg.

I've been back in Switzerland for a few years now and am generally satisfied, but I'm driven mad by Swiss people who have never lived abroad, who have never experienced any real problems and then complain about the length of the grass in the neighbour's front garden.