33F- There's an introvert hiding in the woods.
Hello there, traveller.
I see you're looking for something. Someone, even. Maybe I can help. Rest your tired feet while I tell you about this taverns biggest menace.
Right outside of our borders there lives a creature. A creature that taints our woodland animals with her dark sense of humor and wields it so dry it petrifies the woods she dwells in. Despite the smoke of her evergoing sass often rendering our roads unfit for travel, she has never been spotted.
She roams our town and the forests surrounding it like a shadow. Our villagers hide their cheese and the king has forbidden all things horror as to not lure her in, as when she shows up, her spell of sarcasm affects the entire village. A shy creature, she is. She shivers at the thought of social interaction and when forced to, often retreats back into her world of iron and wood to recharge.
However, she is kind. She often leaves food at the gates, so good that it 'll make any of our warriors take an arrow to the knee. When the wind hits right, we can often hear her cackle at her own jokes, a cackle that makes the most cynical of our mages crack a smile and she tends to the woods, the animals within and even the lost travellers with a love and care many can only dream to encounter.
Quite the creature indeed.
We believe that all she needs is a companion. A circle of companions, perhaps. A sunseeker to her moongazer.
So, we dare ask of you, traveller. That you go find the creature of sass and take her under you wing. She makes for a loyal companion that brings many buffs to your party.