u/Desperate_Song_1923

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I have a confession

I have a confession to make. As someone who also loves Vox as a character and has him as their second favorite character after Alastor, sometimes his fans/glazers just piss me off. Just look at the next 2 photos. I'm also a little insecure too.

u/Desperate_Song_1923 — 1 day ago

Why do I even bother with them?

I don't even know why I even bother with these people...They just love to make shit up and feel good about themselves. As someone who also loves Vox as a character and has him as their second favorite after Alastor, some of his fans honestly piss me off.

u/Desperate_Song_1923 — 1 day ago
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I love Alastor’s design

I really love Alastor’s design. It’s one of the reasons why I love him so much. I think he looks very badass and stylish and also intimidating. Yes I even love the fuck ass bob he has that people make fun of. I think he would look dumb without it. I’ve seen a few fan redesigns for him and they just can’t beat the OG in my opinion. Is this a hot take? Do people love his design?

u/Desperate_Song_1923 — 3 days ago

Do Hazbin and Helluva really have terrible character designs?

I’ve seen some people say Hazbin and Helluva have horrible character designs and are hard to look at. Some say that whoever drew them should never pick up a pencil ever again and should retire and are a disgrace to animation. I don’t agree with that. I love most character designs in them. Is it an unpopular opinion to like them?

Alastor’s design is amazing to me and one of the reasons why I love him so much.

Loona’s design is very beautiful and adorable.

Vox’s design is also fantastic.

The only design I can think I really don’t like is St. Peter’s.

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u/Desperate_Song_1923 — 3 days ago

I wonder if the whole Hotel gang will have to fight Alastor eventually.

I wonder if the whole Hotel gang will have to fight Alastor in an epic battle after his inevitable betrayal. I can't wait for that to happen. Maybe even the other Overlords will join them on it saying like "I've always wanted to kill this bastard!" Something like that. Lucifer can't harm sinners so that would make it even harder.

u/Desperate_Song_1923 — 4 days ago

Do people love Moon Knight’s current kit?

Do people love MK’s current kit? I sure do. Do you think he should get a complete rework? I really don’t want him to. I have so much fun playing him as he’s one of my mains. I’ve seen some people say he should get a rework to become a melee character which I guess makes more sense for his character. The Blood Hunt mode can make him a melee character. I still hope he doesn’t get reworked. I love playing him how he is. Why fix what’s not broken?

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u/Desperate_Song_1923 — 7 days ago

I might trigger an entire fanbase with this...but I think Alastor is a much cooler and more interesting character than Black Hat from Villainous. I've seen these two get compared quite a lot and I do love both of them. Just wanted to share my take on it. I just like Alastor more. Black Hat may be more powerful since he's basically a God with that reality warping shit he does, but I think Alastor is a much better character in terms of writing and just character overall. I do love Black Hat like I said, but I'm going to be honest, he's pretty much a Saturday Morning Cartoon villain and kind of feels like a side character in his own show. Flug and Demencia feel more like the main characters than he does despite pretty much being the show's mascot. Alastor I see at least getting character development too. That's all just me though.

u/Desperate_Song_1923 — 8 days ago

I might trigger an entire fanbase with this

I might trigger an entire fanbase with this...but I think Alastor is a much cooler and more interesting character than Black Hat from Villainous. I've seen these two get compared quite a lot and I do love both of them. Just wanted to share my take on it. I just like Alastor more. Black Hat may be more powerful since he's basically a God with that reality warping shit he does, but I think Alastor is a much better character in terms of writing and just character overall. I do love Black Hat like I said, but I'm going to be honest, he's pretty much a Saturday Morning Cartoon villain and kind of feels like a side character in his own show. Flug and Demencia feel more like the main characters than he does despite pretty much being the show's mascot. Alastor I see at least getting character development too. That's all just me though.

u/Desperate_Song_1923 — 8 days ago

I would love to see Blitz reconcile with his sister Barbie in S3 or maybe later. I think it is confirmed that Barb is coming back in S3 is it? It's going to be hard considering the accident with their mother and everything, but I would still love to see it. I do like that Barb and Fizz are still friends and kept in contact. Maybe now that Fizz know the truth and is friends with Blitz again, he can talk to Barb about it or something like that. Or maybe Barb can have a bond with Loona being her adoptive niece and all. I'd also love to see that.

I've also seen someone theorize that Barb will possibly join I.M.P. as a temporary member with Millie being pregnant and all so she and Moxxie can take care of their child for the time being. That would be interesting imo.

u/Desperate_Song_1923 — 11 days ago

The haters are so miserable, I swear. We're all the same? That sounds kinda racist lol

How can we not take the so called "criticism" when we constantly see something that makes us happy get shit on every second of every day?

u/Desperate_Song_1923 — 14 days ago

I decided to make some of my own character intros for Alastor if he was in Mortal Kombat 1 as a guest character. What do you think?

Here they are

vs Liu Kang

Alastor: "Smile Lulu, you're never fully dressed without one!"
Liu Kang: "With you here, that will be quite difficult."

Liu Kang: "Why did you come to my timeline, Alastor?"
Alastor: "For the entertainment, of course!"

vs Sub-Zero

Alastor: "And Wayward souls call me a backstabbing snake."
Sub-Zero: "I did it for power! My brother is a weakling!"

Sub-Zero: "You're outdated! Radio is dead!"
Alastor: "Hahaha! If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that one."

vs Scorpion

Alastor: "Smile my good man! You're never fully dressed without one!"
Scorpion: "After everything I've been through, it's almost impossible for that."

Scorpion: "I can't believe Husk hasn't killed you yet."
Alastor: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That little kitty cat stands no chance against me!"

vs Kitana

Alastor: "Aha! There you are, Princess Kitana! I've been waiting to make a deal with you!"
Kitana: "And you will keep waiting, because that's never going to happen!"

Kitana: "Stop following me, Alastor! I don't trust you one bit!"
Alastor: "Just like Vaggi. Women never trust me."

vs Johnny Cage

Alastor: "No Cage! I will not be in your sloppy motion pictures!"
Johnny Cage: "Aww come on! You'd be perfect for my upcoming demon film!"

Johnny Cage: "You know what they say? Video killed the Radi-"
Alastor: "Finish that sentence and you're going in the broadcast like the rest of them!"

vs Kenshi

Alastor: "HELLOOOOOO!" Can you see me Kenshi?"
Kenshi: "I don't need sight to deal with you."

Kenshi: "I may be blind, but even I can see that you're a snake!"
Alastor: "I don't know why everyone calls me that when Pentious exists!"

vs Kung Lao

Alastor: "That's quite the hat you got there, my good man. Too bad it won't save you."
Kung Lao: "You're underestimating me, buddy. There's much more to me than just this hat."

Kung Lao: "A Radio Demon?! HA! You're joking right?"
Alastor: "How can that be a joke when I'm looking right at one?"

vs Mileena

Alastor: "I like your smile, my dear. It's quite entertaining and ever so DEADLY!"
Mileena: "Ugh! And I thought Cage was infuriating..."

Mileena: "Can you cure my illness?"
Alastor: "That depends, sweetheart. Care to make a deal and find out?"

vs Raiden

Alastor: "I must say, for an amatuer, I'm quite impressed you became this realm's champion"
Raiden: "Thanks, Alastor. Now let's get this over with."

Raiden: "Husk and Niffty will soon be free of you!"
Alastor: "Sweetheart, if I wanted to let them go, I would've done so already."

vs Rain

Alastor: "HAHAHAHA! How can a wayward soul possibly kill someone with water?"
Rain: "You'll find out soon enough, demon!"

Rain: "You one of Onaga's minions?"
Alastor: "Who is this "Onaga" fellow?"

vs Smoke

Alastor: "Come now Tomas, Let's make a deal."
Smoke: "That will be a hard pass, Alastor!"

Smoke: "You just use Charlie for your own selfish desires! I can't believe she trusts you!"
Alastor: "Calm down Smokie, It's for pure ENTERTAINMENT!"

vs Li Mei

Alastor: "For an Officer, you're quite pathetic, my dear!
Li Mei: "Not as pathetic as you relying on Rosie for your power."

Li Mei: "Stop right there, Alastor! You're under arrest!"
Alastor: "It was just for entertainment, my dear! It was nothing serious."

vs Baraka

Alastor: "If you make a deal with me, I can cure your disease."
Baraka: "My teeth might be more botched than yours, but I can tell you're lying right through yours!"

Baraka: "Don't even try to make a deal with me, demon!"
Alastor: "Such a killjoy. Just like Katie."

vs Tanya

Alastor: "You remind me of Vaggi, way too reliant on your delusional partner."
Tanya: "Talk about Mileena again and I rip you to shreds!"

Tanya: "The Umgadi will take you down!"
Alastor: "AHAHAHAHA! Silly Tanya, I've already been taken down. I live in Hell!"

vs Geras

Alastor: "Can you really bring my mother back?
Geras: "I'm afraid I can't do that, Alastor."

Geras: "I know all about you and your dark past, Alastor."
Alastor: "Oho! My reputation preceeds me."

vs Reptile

Alastor: "Try a smile my good man, It always helps me."
Reptile: "I'll smile once Shang Tsung pays for what he's done to my family!"

Reptile: "You're just like Shang Tsung! A liar! A monster! You both deserve eternal damnation!"
Alastor: "Haha! Come now Syzoth, that insessant sorcerer and I are nothing alike. We both have our ways of entertainment."

vs Havik

Alastor: "Oho! Have you ever considered toothpaste?"
Havik: "I wouldn't talk if I were you, demon!"

Havik: "Your power just SCREAMS Chaos! I like it!"
Alastor: Haha! What can I say? I like to be quite unpredictable."

vs Ashrah

Alastor: "Another good demon? Just like our girl Charlie."
Ashrah: "We are both different in every way."

Ashrah: "My kriss senses a very repulsive soul in you"
Alastor: "HAHAHA! You assume I had one."

vs Sindel

Alastor: "OHO! Your screams will REALLY make for a satisfying broadcast!"
Sindel: "Then come and get them, vile demon!"

Sindel: "Why do you wish to speak to my daughter?"
Alastor: "Telling you would be quite a big waste of my breath, my dear."

vs General Shao

Alastor: "Aha! General Shao! The so called "Great" with a capital G General who couldn't even beat an amatuer farm boy."
General Shao: "You will perish for your insolence, demon!"

General Shao: "Has anyone ever told you? Radio is dead!"
Alastor: "Exactly what Adam told me. Never stopped me though."

vs Nitara

Alastor: "Well, my dear, you look like if Vaggi went through her bloodsucking phase."
Nitara: "I prefer not to be compared to that worthless fallen angel. Thank you Alastor."

Nitara: Don't I scare you in the least?!
Alastor: You sound like Vox saying that, and last time I checked, butterflies were scarier than you, sweetheart."

vs Shang Tsung

Alastor: "Pleasure to be meeting you, Shang Tsung, quite a pleasure!"
Shang Tsung: "And this will be your last one ever, Alastor."

Shang Tsung: "Your soul will be mine."
Alastor: "Not if I take yours first."

vs Reiko

Alastor: "Hahahahaha! You're pathetic! You're nothing but General Shao's lapdog!"
Reiko: "Lapdog?! I'm his best soldier!"

Reiko: "How did you get off your leash?"
Alastor: "Only with the help of a very dense TV head and a delusional Princess."

vs Omni Man

Alastor: "A Viltrumite soul? Can't say I've taken one of those before."
Omni Man: "Oh you will, in your fucking dreams."

Omni Man: "Were you sent here by Damian Darkblood?"
Alastor: "Oh no, I'm just here for the entertainment."

vs Quan Chi

Alastor: "I must say, you remind me of Zestial."
Quan Chi: "I am nothing like that pitiful old bastard!"

Quan Chi: "With both of our incredible power, we will be unstoppable!
Alastor: "You sound like a certain TV head I know. It's going to be a no. Sorry."

vs Peacemaker

Alastor: "We are alike you and I, we both crave violence!"
Peacemaker: "I kill for peace! You kill for your own amusement and your fragile ego!"

Peacemaker: "So....you and Vox....are like a thing oooorrrr?"
Alastor: "Shut...up..."

vs Ermac

Alastor: "Is that...my mother I'm hearing?
Ermac: "Yes, her soul now lives within us."

Ermac: "We are also a collector of souls."
Alastor: "Just like all the other Overlords in Hell. You'd fit right in."

vs Homelander

Alastor: "I may be twisted, but even I can tell you're worse than I am!"
Homelander: "I will silence you and your shit eating grin!"

Homelander: "I am the Homelander! I can do whatever the fuck I want!"
Alastor: "Oh, John. I'd compare you to Vox or Adam, but that would be an insult to them both."

vs Takeda

Alastor: "You Kenshi's lackey or something?"
Takeda: "Lackey?! I'm his cousin, Alastor!"

Takeda: "Why do you help Charlie if you see no reason to?"
Alastor: "Why does anyone do anything? Sheer, absolute BOREDOM!"

vs Sektor

Alastor: "Your loyalty to Bi-Han is your biggest weakness, my dear."
Sektor: "I don't have any weaknesses, demon!"

Sektor: "That smile...you're creepier than Baraka."
Alastor: "Haha! I'll take that as quite the compliment, my dear."

vs Cyrax

Alastor: "That suit of armor is quite tacky, you should try radio!"
Cyrax: "This armor will destroy you, vile demon."

Cyrax: "You disgust me! I can't believe Charlie trusts you."
Alastor: "HAHAHA! That's quite funny coming from someone who also trusted a serial liar!"

vs Noob Saibot

Alastor: "You really want to die again, Bi-Han? Be my loyal guest."
Noob Saibot: "That outcome is impossible! Havik perfected me!"

Noob Saibot: "Radio is dead! And your shit eating grin will be too!"
Alastor: "I'm not as dead as you will be a second time."

vs Ghostface

Alastor: "Oh, come now, my effeminate fellow. Halloween already passed."
Ghostface: "This is no Halloween costume. This is my design."

Ghostface: "What's your favorite scary movie?"
Alastor: "Don't need them, I'm already scary enough."

vs Conan the Barbarian

Alastor: "Haha! You don't fear demons do you?"
Conan: "Not in the slightest, and you're no exeption."

Conan: "I will slay you, demon! Here and now!"
Alastor: "Oho! You can try, but it won't get you anywhere, my good man."

vs T-1000

Alastor: "Don't worry my good man, You'll be in a better place soon. We both know you don't have a soul."
T-1000: "And you do?"

T-1000: "(In Charlie's voice) Alastor! Please help us!"
Alastor: "Come now, You really think I'm gonna fall for that? Charlie would fold you into a mere bracelet if given the chance."

u/Desperate_Song_1923 — 15 days ago
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Bow down to The one true King!

This art goes so hard though XD

Art by @juvia_draggnel on twitter

u/33333Ducky — 16 days ago