u/CuteRelationship6143

You have to do ghusl after, but also, assuming you don’t want to go to your wife while smelling, you have to shower beforehand. So you’re showering twice, plus if you showered in the morning.

I'll make my heaven in a lady's lap,​

And deck my body in gay ornaments,​

And witch sweet ladies with my words and looks.​

O miserable thought! and more unlikely​

Than to accomplish twenty golden crowns!​

Why, love forswore me in my mother's womb:​

And, for I should not deal in her soft laws,​

She did corrupt frail nature with some bribe,​

To shrink mine arm up like a wither'd shrub;​

To make an envious mountain on my back,​

Where sits deformity to mock my body;​

To shape my legs of an unequal size;​

To disproportion me in every part,​

Like to a chaos, or an unlick'd bear-whelp​

That carries no impression like the dam.​

And am I then a man to be beloved?​

O monstrous fault, to harbour such a thought!

There are gaps after every line that I don’t want. How do you fix this in the Reddit mobile app?

If we could do nothing to ever deserve or earn heaven, but only get that by God’s grace or mercy, why doesn’t it go both ways, in that we could do nothing to deserve an eternity in hell? If we don’t deserve hell, doesn’t that contradict’s God just and goodly nature that he sends people there anyway?

You have 80,000 infantry, and 15,000 cavalry, while Caesar has 45,000 infantry, and 5,000 cavalry. You want to avoid a pitched battle with one of the greatest generals of all time, and so you create a fortified camp upon a hill. If Caesar attempts an upward push, his forces will be eradicated, so he decides to besiege you.

In the beginning of the siege, you send 15,000 cavalrymen to go to their individual tribes and muster fighting men, and also so you don’t have to feed and water 15,000 horses. Your plan is to wait for the relief army and encircle Caesar as he entrenches and builds a wall to starve you out.

Caesar notices you’ve sent 15,000 cavalry out in the middle of the night, so he builds two walls — one facing you and one facing backwards.

What do you do? Caesar can afford to wait since his supply lines provide his men with food and water, but it’s only a matter of time until your men starve. The relief army is 250,000 strong, but they can’t approach the fortifications without having arrows rained down on them by the Roman army, or without funnelling their massive army into small entry points. There’s also no way to co-ordinate with the relief army. What would you change?