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Songs that TRY to be scary but end up being unintentionally hilarious.

Songs that TRY to be scary but end up being unintentionally hilarious.

The first time I heard that bridge in Down With The Sickness I laughed my face off, I could tell it was trying to be edgy and shock the listener but it was so phony that I couldn’t take it seriously AT ALL.

u/Constant_Topic_123 — 13 hours ago

Michael should have been in Home Alone 2 instead of Trump

My local movie theater does an annual viewing of Home Alone 2 that I flat out refuse to attend, this cameo change would literally fix everything.

u/Constant_Topic_123 — 14 hours ago

I’ve seen a few people say that Drake’s 3 new albums are a triple trainwreakord, I don’t really agree, I actually think Iceman was his best album in a long time. But HABIBTI on the other hand…

This album here is genuinely unlistenable, I don’t think it’s a “career killer” (since that’s already on the decline anyway) but HOLY F**K it’s terrible. Drake probably thought releasing three albums meant he could triple the hype, but instead it just distracts from the one actually okay one that now has to share attention with this garbage.

u/Constant_Topic_123 — 1 day ago

Drake’s Michael obsession

I feel like ever since Toosie Slide, Drake has made so many allusions to Michael Jackson that it’s starting to become part of his public image. I think Drake believes he’s using Michael’s image to boost HIS OWN legacy, but due to the Kendrick beef I honestly think it’s actually done more to DAMAGE Michael’s image than it has to improve Drake’s

u/Constant_Topic_123 — 3 days ago

Adam Lambert strait up looking like Machiavillain in new album cover.

This can’t be a coincidence, the idea that Adam is actually PROUD of being involved with the Megamind show is absolutely hilarious.

u/Constant_Topic_123 — 4 days ago

40+ years and Madonna is still getting hits…

The only other artist I can think of that’s had this kind of longevity is Elton John, and HE had to rele remix’s of old songs with guest stars in order to stay relevant.

u/Constant_Topic_123 — 6 days ago

Ya know… I think I forgive Teddy Swims for all the Lose Control overplay after listening to this.

Turns out mixing bluesy retro-soul with Chris‘s unnatural wobbling doesn’t work AT ALL. It‘s basically just Worth It by YK Osiris again except even worse because at least the trap drums in that song made YK’s processed voice fit better.

u/Constant_Topic_123 — 6 days ago
▲ 12 r/Rihanna

Why didn’t Rihanna release Anyone.

That song was literally the only good thing about The Smurfs and it blows Friend Of Mine out of the water, so why didn’t she drop it?

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u/Constant_Topic_123 — 8 days ago

If Uzi ever decides to finish Luv Is Rage 3, he should hire Elsie Lovelock and Michael Kovach to be Uzi Doorman and N and have THEM reenact the “Uzi… not again” skit.

u/Constant_Topic_123 — 9 days ago

BREAKING NEWS: Led Zeppelin comes out of retirement and announces one final album inspired by Edger Winter’s Mission Earth.

One song is about Tom Bombadill, two songs are Tom Bombadill songs set to music, one song is about The Praising Pony, and then there’s two unrelated songs about hiking.

u/Constant_Topic_123 — 11 days ago

Is it ENTERTAININGLY bad or just regular bad, cause if it’s the former I might actually go see it. I actually enjoy a lot of bad movies, just as long as there’s entertainment value in its badness.

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u/Constant_Topic_123 — 13 days ago

Any other Uzi songs in the same vein as Sasuke, Amped or That Fiya where Uzi uses a Carti-like baby voice? I pretty much never listen to leaks but I’m curious anyway.

u/Constant_Topic_123 — 14 days ago

The only Limp Bizkit song that I like is Rollin’ (Air Raid Vehicle) and it’s basically just an “I’m back bitch“ single. Which are generally about nothing. (except how cool the artist is) Are there any other artists like that?

u/Constant_Topic_123 — 14 days ago
▲ 203 r/Pixar

Were they just… ALWAYS shaped like that or did the Cars terraform it in their image? Kind of like what we did with Mount Rushmore.

u/Constant_Topic_123 — 15 days ago

I edited the picture of Crona in the last post to give it the one detail it missed.

They look so cute 🥰

OG pic by u/Marker0-0

u/Constant_Topic_123 — 19 days ago

Swedish House Mafia have a remix of Every Tear Is A Waterfall that’s IMO the best thing Coldplay have ever been involved in making, even better than Viva La Vida. A LOT of EDM remixes from this time actually surpass their originals IMO, what are some of your favorite examples?

u/Constant_Topic_123 — 20 days ago