u/CollateralConfusion

Great because i'm very bad at introductions.....☠️🤣(badum tshhh)

I’m 37, into motorcycles, traveling, gym life, coffee, and movie nights. Basically a strange combination of “let’s disappear for the weekend” and “we should probably be in bed by 11.”....🫣

I like good conversation, dark humor, spontaneous plans, and people who can laugh at themselves. I go to the gym enough to stay in shape but not enough to stop eating dessert. #Balance...😌

This is me in a nutshell:

1. random late-night drives..

2. Sending you memes during work hours.

3. Plenty of coffeestops ☕️

4. convincing ourselves we’ll watch one episode and waking up at 2AM regretting everything...🫣🤭

5. Me saying “we don’t need another snack” while carrying 14 snacks to the couch..🤷‍♂️😌

I’m easygoing, loyal, emotionally mature, and capable of communicating without disappearing into the wilderness for 3 business days.

I appreciate people who are genuine, playful, affectionate, and not terrified of actual connection.

You don’t need to ride motorcycles, but if you do, that’s dangerously attractive..

Looking for someone who can match energy, flirt a little, laugh a lot, and maybe become my favorite notification...

Oh and your selfie, gets you mine. ✌🏽

Tell me: What’s your comfort movie, dream travel destination, or most irrational fear? Mine is dropping my phone directly on my face in bed. It’s happened. More than once too.....oh well...

Its YOUR move now.....♟️

Great because i'm very bad at introductions.....☠️🤣(badum tshhh)

I’m 37, into motorcycles, traveling, gym life, coffee, and movie nights. Basically a strange combination of “let’s disappear for the weekend” and “we should probably be in bed by 11.”....🫣

I like good conversation, dark humor, spontaneous plans, and people who can laugh at themselves. I go to the gym enough to stay in shape but not enough to stop eating dessert. #Balance...😌

This is me in a nutshell:

1. random late-night drives..

2. Sending you memes during work hours.

3. Plenty of coffeestops ☕️

4. convincing ourselves we’ll watch one episode and waking up at 2AM regretting everything...🫣🤭

5. Me saying “we don’t need another snack” while carrying 14 snacks to the couch..🤷‍♂️😌

I’m easygoing, loyal, emotionally mature, and capable of communicating without disappearing into the wilderness for 3 business days.

I appreciate people who are genuine, playful, affectionate, and not terrified of actual connection.

You don’t need to ride motorcycles, but if you do, that’s dangerously attractive..

Looking for someone who can match energy, flirt a little, laugh a lot, and maybe become my favorite notification...

Oh and your selfie, gets you mine. ✌🏽

Tell me: What’s your comfort movie, dream travel destination, or most irrational fear? Mine is dropping my phone directly on my face in bed. It’s happened. More than once too.....oh well...

Its YOUR move now.....♟️