u/Clueless-Destiny

Frens dis iz wunnerful! Yous lik da soba an fwoat lyke da birbs! Yous haffa twy dis!

Been watching a cat for a friend for a few months now, wake up this morning to my new pair of doc martens torn to shreds at the toes. Been polishing and taking great care of these since I got them a month or so ago. I usually put them up on a rack but forgot last night, definitely paid for my stupidity. $200 basically trashed right there. Half of it was a birthday present from my girlfriend and neither of us make enough right now to just buy a new pair of boots, we can barely make rent. Real bummer way to start my day.

EDIT: I am NOT throwing the boots away over this like some think. When I said trashed I just meant the look, i had just woken up and worded it poorly. If I can't get the look smoothed out these will become my work boots since my current work boots are falling apart, and I will figure out getting a new pair to keep nice and wont let this happen again.

Hai frens! Iz dis won tu mush?

Lucy knows the counter is illegal territory, especially when there is a special window perch next to the counter, just for the cats. Roast her.

Ai bean pwactissin mai damce moobs awl week wif mai fren!

Haz ebberyone finded der damsing shooos?

How we en up in dis twash comp actor! De dawk syde no nize!

Hai frens. Dis hoomin call an sai "No. I am your father." He sai he Dart Vaber. Ai not no Dart Vaber and I nebber askked qwessshun! Need soo! Dis strange! Ai not no mai fadder..meybe him is mai fadder?

Dis me waiting for Luke!