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[STORY] Guard Haus

Share ko lang experience ko hehe, Mahaba per worth it basaahin promise haha

About me:
30 (that time)
Lean body type/ 5”9 / maputi/ korean looks/ discreet

About SG:
Late 40s/ Maskulado/ buff/chonky/moreno/pala smile/ semi-kalbo

May isang SG sa subdivision namin.Mabait tska palagreet everytime na dadaan ako, Lagi may “good morning sir” , “ingat sir” mga ganon, tapos pala ngiti din sya. Which is nice. So xmpre greet back din ako, smile back din ako always.

Wala talaga ako hint of anything sa knya, kasi ang maskulado nya pramis tpos ang lalim ng boses, like very SG (iykyk) haha. Pero minsan nasabi ko din sa self ko na cutie sya hahahaha pero wala lang sympre.

One night, late nko umuwi, mga past 12MN na,  sya ang nka duty sa guard haus. Nagising nga sya eh, kasi pagkadating ko parang tulog sya hahahah. So ginising ko para pagbukasan ako ng gate. This is not the first time na nangyari to. Hehe but this time, first time ko na maki-ihi sa CR ng guard haus, kasi dko na mapigilan talaga, ihing-ihi na ako. 

Sabi ko, “Kyah, sorry ha, nkakahiya man pero pwede po ba maki-ihi? Dko na kaya.”

Pina-ihi nya ako, bukas lang ang pintyo kasi sira daw lock, nka side view ako nun, sya din nka side view lang. Tpos, i was trying to be nice lang, so nkipag kwentuhan ako saglit ganon,idk, it must be the alcohol in me talking?? Haha kinda tipsy kasi ako nun.

SG: Mukang napadami inum mo ngayon sir ah. Late kana nkauwi. Bka hnahanap kana sa bahay nyo.

Me: oo nga po e, hehe mejo tipsy lang, mainit katawan ko. (sinadya ko sabihin to haha to prove something hahha)

SG: naku,lasing ka ba sir? Gusto mo ng tubig??

So bngyan nya ko water, in fairness naman. While uminum ako water, sya naman umihi. Side view din sya, pero yung mata kooooo hahah sumulyap lang ako ng tingin while umiihi sya. Just to check if mag react sya hahaha at nag react nga sya. Hahaha Tapos na sya umihi ha, naka upo kami sa loob ng guard haus. Dba maliit lng yung guard haus, magkatapat kami ng upuan, but our knees are touching. Haahh

So kwentuhan kami about galaan, inuman etc. Gusto nya daw maginuman kami. Luhhh hahah and then…

SG: Ano tinitignan mo knina sir…
Me: ha? Saan po?
SG: ah wala,,habang umiihi ako, kala ko kasi sumilip ka sken e.
Me: hahhaah hala hndi po. Napalingon lang pero wala ako nakita. (Actually nkita ko slight, ulo lang)
SG: Gusto mo ba makita sir?

D ako makatingin ng dretso pramis hahah d ako mkasagot.

Tapos he was rubbing his kees to my knees… na para bang ngpapahiwatig?? Tinignan ko sya, and nakita ko na hawak nya burat nya sa pants huhuhu dba masisikip uniform ng mga sekyu hahahah 

Lalo ako nag init, parang nawala tispy ko, napalitan ng libog haha

Me: pwede ko ba hawakan yan?
SG: Gusto mo ba?
Me: kung ok lang sayo po… hawak lang naman.

Kinuha nya kamay ko and pinahawak sken, dpa matigas pero pinatigas ko haha

SG: pag yan tumigas lalo, chupain mo ha.

Shet…. 

Me: pwede ba? (Habang nka lock eyes kami haha.)

So sumenyas sya sa CR. so pumasok ako una, tpos sumunod sya, eh dba sira ang lock? So ngpa likod kami ng pinto.

Hinubad nya masikip nyang pants, and inilabas na nga ang galit na galit nyang burat. Fck… ang laki, ang taba.. Mga 6 yata… tpos girthy sya… as in.. trimmed din sya. Hnawakan ko na nga, tpos hinimas himas… bago ko pa isubo, bgla nya ako sinandal sa wall, hawak dlawang kamay ko, pinataas. Shetttt tas hinalikan nya ako. Sa lips, sa neck, sa ears. I unbuttoned my polo and dun naman sya sa nipples ko, linaro nya ng dila nya. While ako nka hawak na sa burat nya.

SG: chupain mko., sagad ko..

At sinagad nga nya, he mouthfucked me . sobrang sarap  as in, (tinitgasan ako habang tinatype to, naaalala ko sya haaha fccck)

D nagtagal, linabasan sya. Tinamuran nya ako sa chest ko. Gusto nya lunukin ko pero ayoko haha dami nya nilabas, as in… after that, naglinis kami. Pina gargle nya ako hahhaha tpos naglaplapan kami ulit hahaha.

After nun, umuwi na ako. Di ko sya nakita ulit na nakaduty until after 1 week yata. Tpos ganon parin naman sya, smiling and warm. Pero now, may laman na bawat ngiti namin. Hahahha

Nasundan pa ito ng ilang encounters. Sa likod ng isang empty apartment (this was sooo hot),, sa bahay ng kapit bahay namin na bnabantayan nya (caretaker sya if hndi sya nka duty sa guard haus). 

Let me know if want nyo din malaman pa hahha

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u/Clear-Technician9829 — 11 hours ago

[STORY] Jollibee

It was a Monday, papasok ako (M/32) sa work in Makati. Sumakay ako ng tren from Shaw to Makati. Syempre madame tao, kinda masikip din. Medyo alam ko na ang mga storya tungkol sa “dulong bagon” nun pero hindi ako nkapwesto dun ha, pero nasa end part ako ng isang bagon. May isang lalaki na nka facemask, shorter than me, medium built pero halata na kinda matured na. Yung tingin nya sken, alam mong may pinapahiwatig.Nagka eye to eye kami ng ilang seconds pero I did not mind him at all. Bumaba na ako sa  Buendia, bumaba din sya, so sumakay ako ng elevator going down, punuan, dko  namalayan na sumakay din pala sya. Nakasandal na ako sa wall ng elevator kasi madami tao, tpos sya naman nasa harapan ko, but nkatalikod sya. Bigla nalang ako nagulat nung bigla nyang dinakma ung burat ko. Kamay nya nsa likod nya tpos ako naman nka likod nya,  so directly pwede nya madakma talaga burat ko. Hndi ako nka imik, pero aminin ko tinigasan ako, tpos kinakabahan din at the same time. Dahil nga tumigas burat ko sa ilalim ng slacks ko, ang hirap itago, nka tuck in pa naman ako. So nakarating na kami sa baba , lahat lumabas, pero ngpaiwan kami dalawa. IDK pero d ako nkagalaw, by this time, nkahawak prin sya sa ibaba… walang sumakay paakyat, kaya nagsara ang elevator, hinimas himas nya ako tas umakyat ulit ang elevator, tpos napuno ulit ng mga tao, the whole time himas himas nya ako. na para bang edging? haha shet So we took this elevator ride 3x. 

He then whispered “tara sa jollibee”. 

Dahil sa kaba ko, lumabas nko ng elevator on the 3rd ride, nglakad ako mabilis kasi baka malate ako.  And yes, dumeretso ako ng jollibee, yung pgkababa sa buendia. Nauna ako pumasok sa CR sa itaas. Tpos ilang minuto lang, dumating din sya. Walang tao nun, kasi maaga pa. Mga 7AM ish yun… I can tell na hndi ito first time nya gnawa or may dinala na ka trip sa jollibee kasi  alam na alam nya ano gagawin. Hinubad nya slacks ko sinalsal nya burat ko na sobrang tigas. Tpos chinupa nya ako doon. This time, pwede ko na syang himasin din. Gagi ang laki at ang tigas na din. so  I returned the favor, chinupa ko din sya. Sabay kami ngpalabas. Sobrang Sarap. Dko makalimutan ito na experience.  Halong sarap and kaba. Haha Will not advise.

Kayo may similar experience ba kayo sa  isang Jollibee? 

After namin labasan, chineck ko relo ko, ayun, late nako. Hahaha 

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u/Clear-Technician9829 — 2 days ago

Hi everyone — we’re currently building out our HR team at Oxford DataPlan and looking for an HR & Payroll Associate based in the Philippines 🇵🇭

This role is a good fit if you enjoy the operational side of HR—especially payroll, systems, and working with international teams.

💼 What you’ll be doing:
• End-to-end payroll support (processing, validation, compliance)
• Maintaining employee records and HR documentation
• Supporting onboarding and offboarding processes
• Working with HRIS tools (HiBob experience is a plus)
• Coordinating with internal teams and UK-based stakeholders
• Assisting with general HR operations and admin

✅ What we’re looking for:
• Experience in HR operations and/or payroll
• Comfortable working with international clients (UK experience is a big plus)
• Familiar with HRIS tools (HiBob is a bonus) and CRM tools like HubSpot
• Strong attention to detail (especially for payroll accuracy)
• Organized, reliable, and proactive

🌍 Setup:
• Philippines-based (Open for Luzon based applicants for now)
• Remote
• Working with a UK team

💰 Salary:
• Starting at P30k/month (excluding allowances)

If this sounds you, or know someone who fits the role, please upvote and comment "Me" below. Thank you!

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u/Clear-Technician9829 — 11 days ago
▲ 11 r/phHR

[HIRING VA] HR & Payroll Associate (WFH-LUZON BASED ONLY) | UK Clients | HRIS + Payroll Focus

Hi everyone — we’re currently building out our HR team at Oxford DataPlan and looking for an HR & Payroll Associate based in the Philippines 🇵🇭

This role is a good fit if you enjoy the operational side of HR—especially payroll, systems, and working with international teams.

💼 What you’ll be doing:
• End-to-end payroll support (processing, validation, compliance)
• Maintaining employee records and HR documentation
• Supporting onboarding and offboarding processes
• Working with HRIS tools (HiBob experience is a plus)
• Coordinating with internal teams and UK-based stakeholders
• Assisting with general HR operations and admin

✅ What we’re looking for:
• Experience in HR operations and/or payroll
• Comfortable working with international clients (UK experience is a big plus)
• Familiar with HRIS tools (HiBob is a bonus) and CRM tools like HubSpot
• Strong attention to detail (especially for payroll accuracy)
• Organized, reliable, and proactive

🌍 Setup:
• Philippines-based (Open for Luzon based applicants for now)
• Remote
• Working with a UK team

💰 Salary:
• Starting at P30k/month (excluding allowances)

If this sounds you, or know someone who fits the role, please upvote and comment "Me" below. Thank you!

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u/Clear-Technician9829 — 14 days ago
▲ 4 r/philippinesjobs+1 crossposts

Hi Virtual Assistants! — we’re currently building out our HR team at Oxford DataPlan and looking for an HR & Payroll Associate based in the Philippines 🇵🇭

This role is a good fit if you enjoy the operational side of HR—especially payroll, systems, and working with international teams.

💼 What you’ll be doing:
• End-to-end payroll support (processing, validation, compliance)
• Maintaining employee records and HR documentation
• Supporting onboarding and offboarding processes
• Working with HRIS tools (HiBob experience is a plus)
• Coordinating with internal teams and UK-based stakeholders
• Assisting with general HR operations and admin

✅ What we’re looking for:
• Experience in HR operations and/or payroll
• Comfortable working with international clients (UK experience is a big plus)
• Familiar with HRIS tools (HiBob is a bonus) and CRM tools like HubSpot
• Strong attention to detail (especially for payroll accuracy)
• Organized, reliable, and proactive

🌍 Setup:
• Philippines-based (Open for Luzon based applicants for now)
• Remote
• Working with a UK team

💰 Salary:
• Starting at P30k/month (excluding allowances)

If this sounds you, or know someone who fits the role, please upvote and comment "Me" below. Thank you!

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u/Clear-Technician9829 — 14 days ago

Hi everyone — we’re currently building out our HR team at Oxford DataPlan and looking for an HR & Payroll Associate based in the Philippines 🇵🇭

This role is a good fit if you enjoy the operational side of HR—especially payroll, systems, and working with international teams.

💼 What you’ll be doing:
• End-to-end payroll support (processing, validation, compliance)
• Maintaining employee records and HR documentation
• Supporting onboarding and offboarding processes
• Working with HRIS tools (HiBob experience is a plus)
• Coordinating with internal teams and UK-based stakeholders
• Assisting with general HR operations and admin

✅ What we’re looking for:
• Experience in HR operations and/or payroll
• Comfortable working with international clients (UK experience is a big plus)
• Familiar with HRIS tools (HiBob is a bonus) and CRM tools like HubSpot
• Strong attention to detail (especially for payroll accuracy)
• Organized, reliable, and proactive

🌍 Setup:
• Philippines-based (Open for Luzon based applicants for now)
• Remote
• Working with a UK team

💰 Salary:
• Starting at P30k/month (excluding allowances)

If this sounds you, or know someone who fits the role, please upvote and comment "me" below. Thank you!

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u/Clear-Technician9829 — 14 days ago
▲ 6 r/JobsPhilippines+1 crossposts

Hi everyone — we’re currently building out our HR team at Oxford DataPlan and looking for an HR & Payroll Associate based in the Philippines 🇵🇭

This role is a good fit if you enjoy the operational side of HR—especially payroll, systems, and working with international teams.

💼 What you’ll be doing:

  • End-to-end payroll support (processing, validation, compliance)
  • Maintaining employee records and HR documentation
  • Supporting onboarding and offboarding processes
  • Working with HRIS tools (HiBob experience is a plus)
  • Coordinating with internal teams and UK-based stakeholders
  • Assisting with general HR operations and admin

✅ What we’re looking for:

  • Experience in HR operations and/or payroll
  • Comfortable working with international clients (UK experience is a big plus)
  • Familiar with HRIS tools (HiBob is a bonus) and CRM tools like HubSpot
  • Strong attention to detail (especially for payroll accuracy)
  • Organized, reliable, and proactive

🌍 Setup:

  • Philippines-based (Open for Luzon based applicants for now)
  • Remote
  • Working with a UK team

💰 Salary:
Starting at P30k/month (excluding allowances)

If this sounds you, or know someone who fits the role, please upvote and comment "Me" below. Thank you!

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u/Clear-Technician9829 — 14 days ago