u/BuffaloPotholeBandit

I filled 11 potholes in Burlington last year and I’d like to come back sometime this year and fill more. Looking for someone to host me and my little potato cat for a week.

Basically I’d just need a room with a door and access to a shower- I can bring a sleeping pad. The Potato Cat is quiet and non-destructive, and very used to travel.

If you’d like references I can provide- I’ve stayed with strangers from Portland and New Orleans and it worked out well. I don’t drink/drugs/party, just fill potholes and sleep.

Send me a DM if you’re down and comment something strange on this post to increase eyeballs on it.

Hi I’m the Buffalo Pothole Bandit and I’m an anonymous artist. I fill potholes with art. I filled 9 in Ithaca last year over July 4 weekend. If you’re new to my shenanigans you can learn more at my website (my handle plus dot com)

I’ve received reports that the Homer pothole is in need of maintenance. I’d like to return this spring to repair him, and fill some more holes.

I’m looking for a place to stay when I visit. Last time I came I stayed in a motel down the street ($150/night) but I cant afford that anymore. I have references.

Here’s what I need:

A room with a door that closes

Running water

Quiet at night

Optional: Let me bring my cat (if yes- I can stay longer and fill more holes. She has references too)

Also Optional: Space to prepare mosaics

No bed is needed- I have a folding cot. I cannot camp, hole filling is too vigorous and I need an indoor space.

About me:

I don’t smoke or drink

I fill holes with vigor and pass out

I won’t destroy your house (unless you ask)

If I can’t find a place to stay I’ll just swing through for a day trip and fix Homer, but I won’t have time to fill more holes

Love you Ithaca- see u soon

It was an absolute gaper

Mosaic is by “Stone Cold Mosaics” u/2LiveBoo from NOLA