35 [F4M] Sleepless in Sydney - seeking a leading man for a sequel worth staying up for and a series regular who actually knows his lines #sydney #online
If you’re tired of low budget dating and looking for a connection with actual production value, we’re off to a good start. I’m 35, Sydney based, and ready to swap the endless scrolling for a genuine, long term story.
About me
- I’m a corporate white collar professional and a chill, down to earth ambivert. I value social awareness and clear, direct communication without the guessing games
- I’m strictly monogamous. I want a long term partner, not a rotation- don't have the Excel skills or the patience to manage a roster
- I’ve been told my Australian accent is cute, but it’s actually charming enough to convince you that another packet of Tim Tams is a logical life choice
- I’m into everything from gigs and art galleries to hiking, burlesque, photography, vinyl and a serious matcha/tea obsession. It’s a lifestyle so packed that if I’m ever reported missing, the police will have a very frustrating afternoon. I’ve left a few hobbies off the list just to see if you’re actually good at asking questions
- Dry, self deprecating, and heavily influenced by British/Australian humour. Expect a lot of puns and dad jokes - I don’t apologise for them, I just lean into them
- Petite (5 ft 1), active (gym 4–5x a week), I'm fit, I’m a non smoker, drug free, and an occasional drinker. I prefer my dopamine naturally sourced, though I will occasionally outsource it to a good wine
- University educated, speak 3 languages and still on my first life chapter (no marriage, don't have kids yet)-multilingual still occasionally lost in translation. I’m ready for the family life, provided the kids are prepared for a childhood soundtracked exclusively by 90s Disney
- I'm agnostic/atheist, progressive and left wing
- No ink and no piercings here -I’m like a classic, unreleased vinyl, no scratches, no skips, and strictly original packaging.
- I’m a bit like a good book- the more you read, the more you’ll want to find out what happens in the next chapter.
What I'm after
- Ages 30–39 (I’m sticking to the 30s bracket. Not someone who’s already past this or someone who thinks the year 2000 is vintage)
- Genuinely single, monogamous, and looking for an LTR
- No kids from previous relationships - I'm looking to start that chapter from page one not into an existing parenting role
- Fit, active, slim and healthy and leads an active lifestyle
- university educated (or at least on the same wavelength as me)
- I’m looking for my groan mate - someone who appreciates a pun or humour so dry it requires a glass of water and a dad joke so bad it’s borderline criminal. I’m not intimidating, I just appear that way on paper.
- I’ve officially retired from the tasting menu of dating. I’m looking for a full course, monogamous meal - no shared appetisers and definitely no side dishes
- Please be agnostic/atheist, progressive and leftie
- Fairly classic in style - natural, no tattoos or piercings
- Looking for someone who keeps it clean - no drugs, no smoking, and only occasional drinking
- Socially switched on - you can read the room, communicate clearly and don't turn basic conversations into a guessing game
- I’m looking for someone taller who can reach the top shelf without a step ladder.
- In the market for someone kind, honest, and communicative. I’m looking for a full disclosure agreement, not a mystery novel where I have to guess the plot twists in chapter twelve
- We’re on a similar wavelength (shared interests help, but it's more about energy and intention)
- I’m definitely looking to have kids in the future, but I want to build that from the beginning with the right person
- Ideally, you’re already in Sydney but I’ll entertain a global recruitment if you’re genuinely planning to relocate. I’m a fan of grand gestures, but eventually sharing a time zone helps
Chemistry matters just as much as compatibility - the right fit should be feel easy, not forced. If you’ve scrolled through my profile and think our wavelengths actually match up, I’d love to hear from you. Let’s skip the 'hey'- it usually doesn't get us far.
Instead, send over a SFW photo so we can exchange visual resumes (I’ll match your energy with mine) and kick things off with a terrible pun, a useless fun fact, or a question about something delightfully random, a great song, share a playlist or even a bad pick up line. Whether you’re already in Sydney or serious about making a move here to close the gap, I’m looking for someone who wants the same things and isn't afraid to lead with a bit of personality.
Let’s see if we click.