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But Jacob, we are Lutheran!!!
You want Pastor Halvorson to catch this disease and die as well???

They are all married and have LOTS of children.

She is coming here as soon as she gets off her part time job at the stables, he told his mom. His mother grew concerned. “What about the smell and the mess??” She asked. “Oh mom!” He said,“She works in a stable, she probably won’t notice the state of this place!!”.

I overheard someone in a bar saying she had had a Cockatoo before she met me. When I asked her about bird keeping she gave me a puzzled look……

And I was the one who was bottle fed…..

So, she took the frog home and slept with him on her pillow, and in the morning the frog had transformed into a handsome young man lying next to her in her bed. Even to this day, her father never believed that story…….

The swallow…..

They were fun in the breeding, but hell in the feeding.
She found she had no tit for Tat.

Have you seen the size of mothballs!!!!!

“Who is she” the pastor asked. “Well” the young man said, “She is only the fishmongers daughter but….” The pastor said “No, I’m stopping you there, I’ve heard that one”.

He said “Top of the morning to you Father, and how are you feeling this evening?”
“O’Riley, I’m not feeling myself at all, at all, at all “
“That’s grand, Father. It was a bad habit you had going there for a while. “
Puns intended:

we were out in the country in Wales, we were both very young. All the time we were there her mother was watching us from several yards away. My wife said “Didn’t her mother say anything?”. I said yes; she said “Baaaa, Baaaaa”.

Dieter says “Look Hans, no mummy!!”.