

Steve Austin deeds
You watched The Six Million Dollar Man every Saturday in 1974. You know Steve Austin had a bionic right arm, both legs, and one eye — total cost: $6 million. You ALSO know the rest of him — shoulders, spine, tendons, that very 70s chest hair — was still 100% discount human.
So please, I need the official Nerd Council to explain to me: In "The Pal-Mir Escort" (and literally EVERY other episode), how does Steve grab the back bumper of a 4,000-pound purple van with plate 1X-0737 and LIFT IT... without his bionic arm just ripping clean off and staying attached to the van like a very expensive hood ornament? See Exhibit A vs Exhibit B. Was it: A) Secret bionic superglue in his shoulder? B) 1974 TV physics? C) The writers just hoped we were too distracted by the slow-mo "na-na-na-na" sound? Drop your most gloriously nerdy, pseudoscientific explanation below. Bonus points if you use the words "torque," "tensile strength," or "Oscar Goldman signed off on it."