Todos los dias escucho/leo las mismas preguntas estúpidas como: ¿de que signo sos? ¿Cual es tu equipo favorito? ¿es blanco con dorado u azul y negro? ¿Tetas o culos? Etc
Pero nadie pregunta lo único que importa de una persona... su dino favorito
Siempre escucho las mismas preguntas estúpidas como ¿de que signo sos? O ¿cual es tu equipo favorito? Pero nadie pregunta lo único que importa de una persona... su dino favorito
Las personas siempre hacen las mismas preguntas estúpidas como ¿cual es tu signo? o ¿de que cuadro sos? pero nadie pregunta lo que en verdad importa de una persona... su dino favorito
I was looking at its 2nd effect (Quick Effect to Xyz Summon a Rank 4 DARK monster using itself as material). I’m currently considering Evilswarm Ophion or exosister karmael
• Driver: Prof Grimlock (formerly Barney Sinclair)
• Gunner: Eng. Sharptooth (formerly Regina Crichton)
BIO
Once, Prof. Barney Sinclair and Eng. Regina Crichton were an internationally respected duo in the field of paleontology. The Professor was the theoretical mind, and the Engineer was the machinery expert, together responsible for discovering over 200 new dinosaur species.
However, the pursuit of knowledge was deemed unprofitable. Their main sponsor, the cold and ruthless Aperture Parasol Power Lab & Energy, decided to withdraw funding from their largest and most important excavation with a devastating excuse: "The bones of giant lizards do not generate profit."
The betrayal left them both jobless and utterly ruined. Their minds fractured by corporate spite, they stole the corporation's largest work truck and transformed it into an unstoppable machine of extinction. The Professor crowned himself the Prof. Grimlock, and the Engineer becoming Eng. Sharptooth. Now, they seek vengeance against those who destroyed their careers and their life’s work.
ENDING
(SCENE: The tournament is over. Only the Destroyersaurus Rex stands amidst the wreckage.)
CALYPSO: "Congratulations! You have successfully preyed upon all the contestants in my little tournament, and that deserves a reward. What is your wish? A romantic dinner of Stegosaurus filet? A ring inlaid with a mosquito trapped in amber? A Flintmobile? Hehehe."
ENG. SHARPTOOTH: "That's disgusting"
PROF. GRIMLOCK: ROARRR!! (Pounding the dashboard)
ENG. SHARPTOOTH (In a cold, metallic voice): "Exactly Prof Grimlock, Calypso. Our desire is personal. We want revenge against those who belittled the fossils and left us in ruins."
PROF. GRIMLOCK: ROARRRR!!!
ENG. SHARPTOOTH: "We want to extinguish the suit-wearers of Aperture Parasol Power Lab & Energy."
CALYPSO: "Your wish is granted."
(SCENE: Inside a huge, abandoned quarry. Prof. Grimlock and Eng. Sharptooth are aboard the Destroyersaurus Rex. The executives are terrified and cornered.)
As the professor gives a loud roar and slams the accelerator to the floor, the powerful vehicle doesn't move: the gas tank is empty. Suddenly, a earthquake shakes the entire area, and scalding, thick tar begins to well up from the ground, rapidly flooding the quarry.
CALYPSO (Over the radio, his tone mocking): "Extinction is a process that cannot be rushed. Congratulations! Now you will share the same fate as the animals you so admired! Muahahaha!"
Accepting their fate, they just hugged each other and eventually... stopped thinking.
(FINAL SCENE: Millions of years later. In a Natural History Museum of a distant civilization.)
Under a dramatic spotlight, the fossilized remains of the Destroyersaurus Rex are displayed. In the seats, the perfectly preserved remains of Prof. Grimlock and Eng. Sharptooth. A plaque reads:
"THE ETERNAL EMBRACE"
CALYPSO (Voiceover, addressing the player one last time): "I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal."
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The tyrant of the road:
DESTROYERSAURUS REX
vehicle type: some kind of... dinosaur truck!
Licence plate: SR04-EN01
Handling: 1
Armor: 4
S. Weapon: 5
Speed: 2
"This shiny tiny buddy knows 65 million ways to extinguish you." Eng. Sharptooth
SPECIALS
PRIMARY SPECIAL WEAPON
Jaws of Terror
Damage: catastrophic
Eng. Sharptooth: " End of the line for you, handsome!
When activated, the Destroyersaurus Rex accelerates at an impressive speed while the roar of a Tyrannosaurus is heard. When colliding with another vehicle, the jaws close, causing devastating damage and leaving the opponent trapped and vulnerable to further attacks. If this special destroys the opponent, Eng. Sharptooth shouts "YOU ARE EXTINCT"
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50 Cal. Tricera-Gun Turret
Damage: medium
Eng. Sharptooth: "Life finds a way... TO DESTROY YOU!"
when the primary special weapon is fired backwards, activates a 180-degree Turret that auto-aims at nearby opponents and shoots for a few seconds.
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SECONDARY SPECIAL WEAPON
Raptor Missiles
Damage: medium
Eng. Sharptooth: "Clever girls, hunt!"
The secondary special weapon launches a volley of missiles. The missiles have their own auto-homing mechanism and can avoid objects on the ground until they reach their target