u/Birblord123

Heard the song in a restaurant and it sounded really funny. The lyrics were stupid, and I remember a lot of them, but for some reason no amount of googling could make it happen.

It’s just one man singing in this slow meowing voice- here are some of the lyrics (probably not in order)

I just want to thank you, god, for my baby /
You gave me a good one, god /
I’m just being honest

All of the heart break / taught me what I was worth / all the things you taught me, god

Really want to find this song so I can actually read the lyrics, thanks!!

I’m 17 and a junior in high school.

School ends. While I’m walking to catch my bus these two guys who I can only describe as the most boring bro-dudes on the planet because I literally can’t remember a single physical feature about either of them.

I’m walking past the vending machine they’re near when suddenly one of them throws a full bottle of Arizona iced tea fruit punch flavor red 40 supreme full force at me. I’ve never experienced something flashing before my eyes but I literally saw that full bottle freeze in front of me right before it hit. I knew it was coming and I knew I couldn’t do anything. I’m disabled, I literally cannot run away.

The entire length of the bottle hits me dead on long-ways from my chest down to my stomach and knocks my breath away. I stumble over and I’m yelling at these two for doing that and one of them just barely says ‘sorry’ under his breath. I’m in shock so I just say it’s fine. Worst of all, he takes back the damn Arizona iced tea off the floor.

Once I was on the bus I looked under my shirt and the entire area the bottle hit was bright red. That was yesterday and now it still hurts to bend over a certain way, but other than that I can’t see visible bruising and it doesn’t hurt that badly. I told my mom about it and she wants me to report it and get these guys punished, but don’t even know if they did it on purpose. He hit me hard enough it seems absurd to thing he wasn’t aiming for me, but I’ve literally never seen him in my life.

My mom thinks it’s because I look very visibly weird and am openly trans (think dyed hair, facial piercings, use a cane most days) and they thought it would be funny, but it’s not as if I’m bullied at school. Literally no one cares how I dress and everyone’s normal around me. She’s REALLY strong on that what they did was assault and they need to be punished, especially because my disabilities mean If it hit me in just a slightly different way it would have absolutely caused serious damage or a broken rib. As of now there’s just a spot on my stomach which hurts if I move too much or bend over, but it’s not terribly bad and no bruising yet.

But I feel kind of hesitant and bad about it because I don’t know if it was intentional, as far as I know I’m not injured at all, I’ve never seen those two before, and they wouldn’t even know I was disabled because it happened on a day I wasn’t using any mobility aids.

Is my mom right? Would it be an asshole thing to get them in trouble for, or should I report this as a serious incident?

Title sort of sums it up. I’m 17 and a junior in high school.

School ends. While I’m walking to catch my bus these two guys who I can only describe as the most boring bro-dudes on the planet because I literally can’t remember a single physical feature about either of them.

I’m walking past the vending machine they’re near when suddenly one of them throws a full bottle of Arizona iced tea fruit punch flavor red 40 supreme full force at me. I’ve never experienced something flashing before my eyes but I literally saw that full bottle freeze in front of me right before it hit. I knew it was coming and I knew I couldn’t do anything. I’m disabled, I literally cannot run away.

The entire length of the bottle hits me dead on long-ways from my chest down to my stomach and knocks my breath away. I stumble over and I’m yelling at these two for doing that and one of them just barely says ‘sorry’ under his breath. I’m in shock so I just say it’s fine. Worst of all, he takes back the damn Arizona iced tea off the floor.

Once I was on the bus I looked under my shirt and the entire area the bottle hit was bright red. That was yesterday and now it still hurts to bend over a certain way, but other than that I can’t see visible bruising and it doesn’t hurt that badly. I told my mom about it and she wants me to report it and get these guys punished, but don’t even know if they did it on purpose. He hit me hard enough it seems absurd to thing he wasn’t aiming for me, but I’ve literally never seen him in my life.

My mom thinks it’s because I look very visibly weird and am openly trans (think dyed hair, facial piercings, use a cane most days) and they thought it would be funny, but it’s not as if I’m bullied at school. Literally no one cares how I dress and everyone’s normal around me. She’s REALLY strong on that what they did was assault and they need to be punished, especially because my disabilities mean If it hit me in just a slightly different way it would have absolutely caused serious damage or a broken rib-

But I feel kind of hesitant and bad about it because I don’t know if it was intentional, as far as I know I’m not injured at all, I’ve never seen those two before, and they wouldn’t even know I was disabled because it happened on a day I wasn’t using any mobility aids.

Is my mom right? Would it be an asshole thing to get them in trouble for, or should I report this as a serious incident?

I’ll answer pretty much anything unless it’s like a deeply personal unrelated question.

Little more context- I’m 17, go to an art high school, queer, and disabled. The social topics I’m most passionate about would probably be harm reduction, medical system failure, biodiversity, etc.