u/Agent-4_uwu

I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE MET A MORE TOUCH STARVED GROUP. YOU GIVE THEM A SPECK OF ATTENTION AND SUDDENLY YOU HAVE 14+ DMS FROM DIFFERENT FEMBOYS THAT GIVE YOU THEIR DESCRIPTION AND QUALIFICATIONS LIKE IT'S A JOB APPLICATION. IT'S LIKE THE CAT DISTRIBUTION SYSTEM WHERE YOU FIND ONE STRAY CAT ON THE STREET AND SUDDENLY YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY CATS. BUT NOW IT'S THE FEMBOY DISTRIBUTION SYSTEM OR SOME SHIT. THOSE FUCKERS CAN SMELL ATTENTION FROM KILOMETERS AWAY. EVEN IF I POST A SMALL COMMENT ON A VERY NICHE SUBREDDIT TALKING KINDLY OF THEM SUDDENLY THE DMS START POURING. NO I DON'T WANT TO DATE YOU. NO PLEASE DON'T SEND ME DICK PICS. I'M NOT A PIMP. LEAVE ME ALONE.