u/Acrobatic_Cherry827

Random memory I had with my grandma

When I was little, every Sunday, my dad would take our family down to my grandma's house to spend some time with her. At her house, we would do random things like cook together, watch some TV, or just discussing random family business.

I was just chilling, doing whatever I was doing, but then randomly, I got hiccups. It wasn't like a normal hiccup either, it didn't seem to disappear, I have been hiccuping for about 20 or 30 ish minutes now. My grandma noticed that I had been hiccuping for a while now, and she seemed worried. I was upstairs playing some random video games on my mom iPad until I heard my grandma’s voice calling out to me: “(My name)!!! Get down here quick, I need to talk to you!!”

"Coming, coming" I say as I ran downstairs to see what was going on, and she pointed at her fridge, saying something in the line of, “I put my chocolate in the fridge right here, right in this spot, who ate it?” I didn't remember eating a single chocolate so I replied "Huh? Not me!". She didn’t seem to believe me at all and kept asking, “Why did you eat my chocolate? I put it right here.” She kept pushing it, and I kept refusing. At some point, I got really mad, and when I was about to cry, but she suddenly said, “Is it gone now?” "What is?", and then she laughed, "your hiccup!" and then I realized it IS gone, I was so happy. My grandma then hugs me, then said, “Sorry for blaming you, but at least your hiccups are gone now!” Afterwards, she gave me small pieces of chocolate.

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u/Acrobatic_Cherry827 — 3 days ago
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Cow: Cow milk now acts as a super food for you. It contains enough nutrients to keep you alive. You only need to drink up to 1L of cow milk a day in order to survive. Other milks wouldn't work as a substitute. Milk also tastes super delicious to you, akin to a divine taste. Milk also heals fatigue and minor sickness.

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Pig: You can smell danger/lies/malicious intent, it will smell like burnt charcoal mixed with ashes. Your skin is also harder, you resist small cuts. After you smell danger or lies, depends on how big of a threat that you detected, you will feel hungry and physically drained.

Example: you’re planning to go to an airplane to fly to, let’s say Norway, but on the way to the airport everything smells super burnt and off, so you decide not to take the airplane and go home instead. The next morning, you found out that 3 airplanes from that same airport including yours have a fatal accident and the airplane crashes. Later on in the day, you feel very tired and super hungry, so you chomp down a whole pepperoni pizza and take a short nap and you feel fine as ever.

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Chicken: Everyday when you wake up, there will be a basket containing 2-3 of the random eggs below. These eggs will never expire if you don’t crack it, otherwise the yolk will expire after 2 weeks. You can’t hatch these eggs. All eggs have the same chance to appear.

Normal egg: It's a normal chicken egg.

Gold egg: You can crack it open to find a 100 dollar bill inside. There’s also a 1% to find a 5 gram of pure gold.

Luscious egg: A purple orange and browned egg. This egg is super tasty, it is akin to a 3 Michelin star egg when it comes to flavor. Super addictive even, the one that you simply can't forget. Eating from this egg pose no harm to the body.

Psychic egg: A glowing blue egg. This egg will tell you one eventful thing that will happen in the day you crack it. ( ex: you won the jackpot, someone will rob you, etc. )

Witch egg: This egg looks different every time, sometimes it looks like a normal egg, other time it looks like luscious egg, its impossible to tell an egg is witch or not unless you crack it open. When cracking this egg open, there will be a rotten and extremely stinky yolk that has no practical use.

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Goat: You can jump 75% higher, you have a sonic scream that can instantly break glasses or rupture eardrums, you can use your head to ram things, your head are way harder and ramming even steels won’t hurt you. You're an excellent climber. You're also way more brave, like extremely more brave. You’re also a bit more smart ( +12 IQ ). The only downside is you have a tendency to chew on random objects like a couch or your clothes. This power is the GOAT for a reason.

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Sheep: You have a magical blanket that can heal small physical wounds, calm a person down and make them feel at peace, this blanket can even heal mental diseases like dementia or Alzheimer, but it will take 2-3 days for the healing to fully work. This blanket can still be ripped and destroy like a normal blanket, however it’s thrice as durable as a normal blanket. You will get 1 new magical blanket every decade. You can’t cut the blanket into smaller portions or it will lose its powers. You can't capitalize using the blanket, or the blanket will be set of fire magically.

Example: you sell this blanket for 500k dollars or tell people to pay you money for you to use it on them, the blanket will be set on fire.

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Yea, I’m sure one of these are clearly more powerful than others, but at-least theres variety.

Edit: I fixed some grammar, sheep use to say 2-3 "says" but I fixed it to days, otherwise everything is kept the same.

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u/Acrobatic_Cherry827 — 17 days ago