I just realized smartphone night mode photos don’t actually look like real life, we’ve just collectively agreed to pretend neon-blue darkness looks normal.
I just realized most people upgrade their phones not because the old one is broken, but because they're bored and need a new toy to stare at for 10 hours a day.
Google finally remembered Snapseed existed and dropped a 4.0 overhaul with non-destructive edits, batch processing and pro tools that makes it feel brand new again.